What is everybody doing on Saturday

[MickM86]

My plans for the day are as follows

8am: wake up, quick cuddle with my girl
8:30: out of bed and drive home
9:00 breakfast
9:30 sh1t myself and hug the toilet
10:00: hug the toilet
10:30 dressed, showered and sh1t myself
10:45 another shower
11:00 leave home for the royal oak
11:20: arrive at the oak, have a juice and continuously fart with horrible pains in my stomach
12:15: walk up towards ground, stop off at at lukes church for a copy of Alan Ball DVD (R.I.P Bally)
12:30: enter the Gwladys and sit down probably trying to calm myself down
12:45: Have a panic attack
12:50 collapse and get rushed to the nearest first aider
13:00: taken to the royal
17:00 wake up and realise I've missed everything.
17:30: get run over by a bus on my out of the hospital and die.

What's everybody else's plans?

 

[ijjysmith]

You should make this into some sort of diary mate.

 

[TrixyStevens]

Do you have irritable bowl mate?

 

[Del]

8am - 4pm - Smashing MickM86's bird up the wrong un

 

[Blue 1]

Moving house. Will miss the derby. Bet Ross Barkley scores a hat trick and celebrates by breaking Luis Suarez' jaw now.

 

[MickM86]

My stomach is churning as we speak.

 

[Kurt.]

My stomach is churning as you speak too

 

[Brownie86]

I have a match to play, other keeper cant make it. Git.

 

[MickM86]

My bird is going out Saturday night so I'll probably be sniffing someone's crack that night

 

[larrygobfiend]

My bird is going out Saturday night so I'll probably be sniffing someone's crack that night

Ever the charmer eh Mick?!

Got the derby and then the worlds earliest Christmas do in the evening. Should be a good day providing Everton don't lose.

 

[Maxwell]

Rugby.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Up 7:00am.
Get kids up.
Breakfast & get kit ready.
Lads match at 9:30.
Home about 11:00.
Quick Change & set off.
Park up about 12:15.
Walk to ground & get in just before the pre-match music montage starts (my daughter is on the vid btw being Toffee Lady when teams are coming out for a Derby).
Lose it for 90 minutes.
Dance back to the car.
Text pester every Redshoite I know.

 

[mythbuster]

Getting pissed
Watching the game
Carry on getting pissed (either fuming or buzzing, depends on the result.)

 

[MickM86]

Well if we lose I'm going straight home to try and get a copy of the match to watch back.

 

[MickM86]

Getting pissed
Watching the game
Carry on getting pissed (either fuming or buzzing, depends on the result.)

I won't be out if we lose having them idiots walking around gloating