What Is a Pensalex

[Ring master]

Does anyone know what a PENSALEX is,I got it on wage slip says 8.99c,but that amount has been took from my gross pay before i then had the usual deductions took off--usual deductions include a small pension takeout-but ive had no pension takeout this week, and that pensalex thing not added to pension i already have saved in YTD etc-just wondered if anyone knows what it is or heard of it as i have not and a few people ive asked have not heard of it

 

[RFUS]

Does anyone know what a PENSALEX is,I got it on wage slip says 8.99c,but that amount has been took from my gross pay before i then had the usual deductions took off--usual deductions include a small pension takeout-but ive had no pension takeout this week, and that pensalex thing not added to pension i already have saved in YTD etc-just wondered if anyone knows what it is or heard of it as i have not and a few people ive asked have not heard of it

It's a transsexual dating service, mate. That's their monthly fee.

AWKWARD.

 

[Ashtonian]

Does anyone know what a PENSALEX is,I got it on wage slip says 8.99c,but that amount has been took from my gross pay before i then had the usual deductions took off--usual deductions include a small pension takeout-but ive had no pension takeout this week, and that pensalex thing not added to pension i already have saved in YTD etc-just wondered if anyone knows what it is or heard of it as i have not and a few people ive asked have not heard of it

A quick google reveals it is Hair Chalk. Mystery solved.

 

[Bungle]

Does anyone know what a PENSALEX is,I got it on wage slip says 8.99c,but that amount has been took from my gross pay before i then had the usual deductions took off--usual deductions include a small pension takeout-but ive had no pension takeout this week, and that pensalex thing not added to pension i already have saved in YTD etc-just wondered if anyone knows what it is or heard of it as i have not and a few people ive asked have not heard of it

Are you full or part time employed mate?

 

[ilikecheese]

It's a transsexual dating service, mate. That's their monthly fee.

AWKWARD.

Interesting knowledge. Might we ask how you know this?

 

[Ring master]

Are you full or part time employed mate?

Full time

 

[Bungle]

Full time

Just wondered, I don't have an answer unfortunately.

 

[Bilbo]

Pension?

 

[Bungle]

Is the amount taken by Pensalex roughly the same as the usual pension contribution?

 

[Ring master]

Is the amount taken by Pensalex roughly the same as the usual pension contribution?

This is a bit more,but as said this amount has not appeared in the YTD bit and has not been added to the amount i had saved in pension bit in ytd-plus with it appearing in the gross part as 8.99c and deducted from gross part of wage slip-looks a touch odd,if it was the pension thing surely it would appear in the deductions and be added to amount already saved or at least a new line in YTD-i will find out in work as only seen it when home before,wanted to see if anyone knew 1st

 

[RFUS]

Interesting knowledge. Might we ask how you know this?

Bugger. Thought he said PENISLIX.

 

[Bungle]

This is a bit more,but as said this amount has not appeared in the YTD bit and has not been added to the amount i had saved in pension bit in ytd-plus with it appearing in the gross part as 8.99c and deducted from gross part of wage slip-looks a touch odd,if it was the pension thing surely it would appear in the deductions and be added to amount already saved or at least a new line in YTD-i will find out in work as only seen it when home before,wanted to see if anyone knew 1st

Never heard of it mate and google throws up no results for it at all that I can see

 

[Ring master]

Never heard of it mate and google throws up no results for it at all that I can see

I know mate-,did same thing as soon as i seen it-same for me nothing turns up,thanks though.

 

[canuckblue]

Is the office secretary named Alex and does she need pens?

 

[FTY]

What's your first name? How often do you steal stationary?