What if.......

Mogwai · December 2, 2013

Imagine for a second.... Last game of the season..... Lukaku is in on goal 1v1.... If He scores, Everton go into 4th spot and clinch the last CL place at Chelsea's expense.... If you were Lukaku, what would you do knowing if you score, you would be going back to a team who weren't in CL?.... And knowing in all likelihood you weren't going back to Everton..... Tough one like.... I think I would miss it...

Aqui1a · December 2, 2013

Hammer it in, demand a transfer to Everton and become a legend at the club.

But that's only if I were Lukaku.

bicycleheader · December 2, 2013

Wouldnt know how to search but I think this has been done at least once.

He would smash it in because he is a very very professional young chappy.

Khalekan · December 2, 2013

We have discussed this possible scenario and I think we concluded that if we went into the last fixture in a dogfight with Chelsea for the final CL place we'd be better off not playing the big lad as his head would be all over the place.

That said, there doesn't seem to be much love lost between him and Jose so maybe there's nowt he would love more than to dump them out the CL.

AaronTheBlue · December 2, 2013

I don't think he'd give a ****. He'd score it anyway and face the consequences after.

Mogwai · December 2, 2013

Khalekan said:
We have discussed this possible scenario and I think we concluded that if we went into the last fixture in a dogfight with Chelsea for the final CL place we'd be better off not playing the big lad as his head would be all over the place.

That said, there doesn't seem to be much love lost between him and Jose so maybe there's nowt he would love more than to dump them out the CL.

Figured it had been covered before, just couldn't find it.... Make sense dropping him, sure Chelsea would be suggesting that too....

Mogwai · December 2, 2013

AaronTheBlue said:
I don't think he'd give a ****. He'd score it anyway and face the consequences after.

Yeah true... It's in their instinct.... Plus it would taint his career forever...

deipnosophist · December 2, 2013

bicycleheader said:
Wouldnt know how to search but I think this has been done at least once.

He would smash it in because he is a very very professional young chappy.

...this...and Evertonians worldwide will have a global jizz

SerenityNigh · December 2, 2013

Evertonia said:
Imagine for a second.... Last game of the season..... Lukaku is in on goal 1v1.... If He scores, Everton go into 4th spot and clinch the last CL place at Chelsea's expense.... If you were Lukaku, what would you do knowing if you score, you would be going back to a team who weren't in CL?.... And knowing in all likelihood you weren't going back to Everton..... Tough one like.... I think I would miss it...

What if... imagine for a second... last game of the season and a CL spot is on the line... Kate Upton tells me that if Everton make CL she'll bring me to her next photo shoot... Marisa Miller tells me that if Chelsea make it through she'll recreate her best photo shoot in a private setting... do I bring my wife along for either?

What about Roberto?

or Jose?

Certainly not Rom though

Mogwai · December 2, 2013

SerenityNigh said:
What if... imagine for a second... last game of the season and a CL spot is on the line... Kate Upton tells me that if Everton make CL she'll bring me to her next photo shoot... Marisa Miller tells me that if Chelsea make it through she'll recreate her best photo shoot in a private setting... do I bring my wife along for either?

What about Roberto?

or Jose?

Certainly not Rom though

Lol..... I think the answer to that one is pretty self explanatory.....

Netromelo · December 2, 2013

Tell him before the match that if he gets us to CL at Chelsea's expense, we'll get enough money to buy him so that he can stay here for CL football next season.