What do you know..

[canuckblue]

At least 78% of all deaths are fatal.

 

[Simon Smith]

New Years Eve parties are over rated

 

[Blue Bill]

1. Hitler didn't like Jews
2. Tom Daley is gay
3. When you are killed you are not alive anymore
oh and Dogs are not cats

 

[lmurkder]

If you're signing a player from Nigeria be sure to tripple check their birth certificate and consider dental and other examination techniques to prove their age.

 

[Deloodid]

How long is a piece of string?

Twice the length from 1 end to the middle!!

mmm time for tea and toast, me thinks!

i hope ur dipping that toast in the tea

 

[malfosse]

Don't make kopites angry, you wouldn't like them when they're angry.

 

[rascal]

Don't make kopites angry, you wouldn't like them when they're angry.

I don't like them when they're happy

 

[Simon Smith]

i hope ur dipping that toast in the tea

No need yet, still have all my own teeth!

 

[malfosse]

I don't like them when they're happy

That goes without saying mate.