What do you know..

[Deleted member 28206]

Outside of what you see on the telly about footy?

I mean the spoon fed crap, for instance MLS?

I'll start.

1. Then EPL is full of billionaire owned teams.
2. Germany is for the faux scout interests & if you can name 6 under 18 superstars you are on the money.
3. Everyone hates Real & Barca
4. Nobody cares about Italian footy
5. France footy apart from PSG is basically dead
6. MLS has NY red bulls with Tim & Thierry


That's my knowledge in 6 points...

 

[ijjysmith]

1 - Jimmies are a rustling

That's it mate.

 

[Simon Smith]

My starter for 10.

The average distance between raindrops is 1 Meter, therefor in theory it is possible to cross the road without getting wet!

 

[ijjysmith]

My starter for 10.

The average distance between raindrops is 1 Meter, therefor in theory it is possible to cross the road without getting wet!

Yakubu

 

[Simon Smith]

How long is a piece of string?

Twice the length from 1 end to the middle!!

mmm time for tea and toast, me thinks!

 

[Kurt.]

If you unravelled your large intestine and laid it out in a straight line you would die.

 

[Kurt.]

Football players boots are doctored to show the sponsors design..... Some players for instance don't like the feeling of a Nike boot but are sponsored by Nike so have the logo added afterwards.

 

[malfosse]

Football players boots are doctored to show the sponsors design..... Some players for instance don't like the feeling of a Nike boot but are sponsored by Nike so have the logo added afterwards.

Alan Ball did something similar, they painted his black adidas boots white to make them look like a different sponsor.

 

[Yid4life]

If you laid out all the official club 'bar scarves' worn by tourists at the Scumirates they would reach Woolwich.

 

[chrissyjack]

I know I've ran out of milk

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

That my neighbours are selfish arseholes.

 

[Ratkiller]

If you unravelled your large intestine and laid it out in a straight line you would die.

Speak for yourself.

 

[Bungle]

If you unravelled your large intestine and laid it out in a straight line you would die.

You'd be less full of sh*t

 

[Kurt.]

Speak for yourself.

I think you would.

 

[Ashtonian]

1. I know kopites are ********s.

2. Everton are by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen.

3. The M1 is packed when United have a home game.

4. Bill Kenwright has nothing to do with the theatre business anymore since he searches 24-7 for investment.

5. Football only began in 1992 and therefore we should forget about anything that happened before.