What do you do when on the throne?

[rascal]

I've a subscription to BBC History Magazine so I usually spend my time reading articles.

 

[ijjysmith]

Poop threads are frowned upon.

As I found to my dear dear cost last week.

 

[Pat's Van]

I have a professional archery set up in my "chamber"

 

[counsillor cox]

Pull a face like Popeye whilst reading the Autotrader

 

[wm02]

Turn on the fan and lock the door so my children can't get to me. It's my oasis of solitude.

 

[L4Everton]

Sudoku

 

[Moggers]

Look on me birds Ipad, usually on GOT. She flips (Coz I'm using the Ipad whilst having a brad, not because I'm on GOT ) always think I should just rub a bit of Galaxy/Dairy Milk-esque chocolate on the screen after and go downstairs and pass it back to her just to see her reaction... Childish like that me!

 

[Moggers]

P.S - I'm not on the bog now btw...

 

[Titus Bramble]

Poo, usually.

 

[bluemangroup]

I rule my people.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Look on me birds Ipad, usually on GOT. She flips (Coz I'm using the Ipad whilst having a brad, not because I'm on GOT ) always think I should just rub a bit of Galaxy/Dairy Milk-esque chocolate on the screen after and go downstairs and pass it back to her just to see her reaction... Childish like that me!

nutella finger marks, guaranteed that if she got it on her fingers she'd sniff it to check


like dog cack on a shoe... it's an involuntary action.

 

[blue61]

I often wonder if the one sheet left on the bog roll is laughing at me in the knowledge that there are no reinforcements.

 

[PhilM]

Read a book.

 

[SerenityNigh]

1) regret lunch choices
2) make significant progress on my insignificant iPhone games
3) avoid the children (at home) or boss (at work)
4) half-stand to wipe

 

[The Equaliser]

Reign.