What did you dream about last night?

[Oxon]

Dreamt that a horse bit me and then I was attacked by a tapir covered in blood.

 

[ricardobee]

Dreamt that a horse bit me and then I was attacked by a tapir covered in blood.

was your dream a bit like this?

 

[Oxon]

There was no ostrich that's for sure.

 

[ricardobee]

There was no ostrich that's for sure.

sorry mate, I have a vivid imagination. I'll redraw it without the ostrich

 

[ToffeeMark]

my fav dream still the merseyside derby, goal line scramble, cahill slid in, reina dived at his feet, GOAL!!!, wait no, it was disallowed as the ball didn't cross the line, it was reina's decapitated head.

He was okay after some lengthy on the pitch treatment from the physio's.

 

[TheFinnFan]

I danced with Jessica Alba. She had only undies on...I was suprised how tall she was so I asked
- How tall are you?

She said
- Im about 192cm

I thought that **** she is tall! Our dance went very well...

Soon we were in moving car and we were looking at hunting dogs that were running in the rye fields next to the highway.
Oh, Jessica

 

[bflefc]

I dreamt that an Everton player spanked a howitzer in from 35 yards out.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I dreamt my missus kicked me out.


*prays for dream to come true

 

[muddy mudguard]

Last night I dreamt I was at a wedding and there was Disney Characters walking around, the guest of honour was Prince Charles. Camilla was supposed to show but she didn't.
It was my friend Anthony's wedding to Donna - but that happened last year.
Oh dear!