What are your sources telling you right now?

[Rugby Toffee]

Hard to get out of white t shirts....and it is laughing at me too...the fecker

 

[Philw]

Tomato is saying he's got a cob on on I ignored him yesterday when I had a sausage butty.

Worcester feels like he's not valued because he's always left at the back of the cupboard.

Brown doesn't understand why I don't like him, even though I've told him a million times.

BBQ said he can't wait for good weather, neither can I.

Light Mayo said he feels inadequate compared to the Hellmans, which he wasn't meant to spot, even though I've assured him we love them both equally.

And the reggae, reggae sauce just wants to go home. Doesn't like the climate or the pace of life.

= Win!

 

[Ian Wilsons hair gel]

Pienaar is in the Winslow having a jar with Riquelme and Moutinho

A few jars then driving them all to finch farm to sign on with Bill!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Yer ma's yer dar.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Yer ma's yer dar.

Yer ma's my dar

 

[bluejock]

Just seen Kieran Richardson looking lost at the Fiveways

 

[Baines' left foot]

Yer ma's my dar

Yer sa's yer braa.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Yer sa's yer braa.

Yer braa's my sa

 

[Username]

The Russians are planning an attack on E

 

[Jamo Martinez]

It's still pushing 30 degrees here at 10:48 pm. Humidity's down to a comfortable 57%. That's all for now. More news later.