What are your sources telling you right now?

[Hilga]

?????

 

[Cena]

Zatara is smashing Asia left, right and centre

 

[bluejock]

Pienaar is in the Winslow having a jar with Riquelme and Moutinho

 

[peteblue]

Invest in Railways......

 

[steken1]

Tomato is saying he's got a cob on on I ignored him yesterday when I had a sausage butty.

Worcester feels like he's not valued because he's always left at the back of the cupboard.

Brown doesn't understand why I don't like him, even though I've told him a million times.

BBQ said he can't wait for good weather, neither can I.

Light Mayo said he feels inadequate compared to the Hellmans, which he wasn't meant to spot, even though I've assured him we love them both equally.

And the reggae, reggae sauce just wants to go home. Doesn't like the climate or the pace of life.

 

[Cena]

The Brick are showing all the pre-season games

 

[steken1]

BTW, Incase you think I'm discriminating against the brown, what is it actually meant to taste like. It's not like there's a food that's just called brown.

 

[bluejock]

The Brick are showing all the pre-season games

A pub name you could only get away with in Liverpool

 

[Cena]

Changy, Zatara & John Merro walk into a bar...sources telling me they ordered chips and put sauce on them

 

[bluejock]

Changy, Zatara & John Merro walk into a bar...sources telling me they ordered chips and put sauce on them

"You must spread rep around..."

 

[steken1]

What sauce does John Merro have on his chips?







Pyar Sauce.

I'll get me coat

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Not at liberty to disclose.

 

[TheFinnFan]

They are telling me to get pissed.

 

[COYB]

chicken kekab

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Dundee United were scared when they saw our subs.