What’s Michael Fabricant’s hair made of?

[Groucho]

What’s Michael Fabricant’s hair made of? I only ask because it absolutely cannot be hair.

Who lets this absolute walloper out in public looking like that?

Oh, and don’t forget to vote the tories out tomorrow.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Pics?

 

[anton66]

Coconut.

 

[Groucho]

Pics?

No way, too horrific.

 

[kev]

What’s Michael Fabricant’s hair made of?

The sweepings from Boris Johnsons Barber's floor.

 

[chrismpw]

Had to Google who it is.

Clearly a wig.

(Resisted temptation to call it a whig since he's a tory and not a whig.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Tribbles.

Hell, and I thought my threads were rank..

 

[Goat]

2001

2024

 

[longers]

Fantastic hair density

 

[twoblue]

Fabricant career started around the same time worzle Gummage went off tv

 

[tommye]

2001

2024

Polyester

 

[Bungle]

2001

2024

Looks like the result of Boris Johnson/Alan Titchmarsh breeding

 

[carlos21]

Polyester

Yo Tommy.

 

[Lobworm]

Probably the hair from the poor people his party killed.

 

[jazzy]

Fabricant career started around the same time worzle Gummage went off tv

Never seen them in the same room