West Ham vs Everton - Sat 16 May 15:00

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SpurtingLesbian

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Grumble gumble.. terrible election result.. grumble… Mumford and Sons at number one.. Last weekend terrible all round and then there’s this unappealing mess to sit through

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Something.. something.. Bobby Moore stealing jewellery in 1970, something.. something.. no better than Stones. Something, ..something.. West Ham always playing football the right way like we tried to do last season. Perhaps some long distant memory about visiting Upton Park (not that it’s called that now anyway, grumble.. grumble) in the early 60’s, Alf Garnett and some entirely inappropriate racist joke that would have been fine in the 70’s

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Blowing Bubbles [insert inappropriate Michael Jackson Paedophile Joke here], bring it back with a quip about Baines and his Planet of the Apes haircut. Grumble.. Grumble.. Adrian?? What sort of a name is that for a Keeper? Wonders why there are no Brazilians called ‘Keith’ Or ’Derek’?

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Something something Fat Sam less wanted than a Labour politician in Scotland (work in something about losing Balls). Something about Nolan/Noble being tits and us not needing a step ladder and Spitfires because their £35M ‘Long range Bomber’ is still injured.

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Something about fights not breaking out, both teams with nothing to play for except a Fair Play Place. Something.. something more like a polite ‘to-me to-you’, something about a gang bang with the Chuckle brothers. Grumble grumble.. what’s the point.. lets all go on holiday and look forward to Cleverley and a new band of unimpressive ‘Stars’ joining in the Summer if someone can knock Bill out long enough to prise open his wallet..


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