We're Doomed

[summerisle]

At least the RS are bottom of the death league :

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shock-figures-reveal-premier-league-5722952

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

We would be immortal gods if compared to the same table for the SPL.

 

[quasi modo]

Oh look, the poor people in the north die younger shocker.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Glad I moved away now.

 

[Bungle]

People actually get paid to produce that bollocks?

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

And they wonder why so many of us want little to do with the south.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Although it must be nice for the Daily Mirror to have an opportunity to relegate us.

 

[Tubey]

Oh look, the poor people in the north die younger shocker.

And people wonder if there's a north/south divide.

Hilarious seeing the discrepancy in Man Utd and Man City there though. Whenever I've been in Manchester I've yet to spot a single Man Utd shirt on the street - this table bears that out.

 

[Groucho]

Didn't realise us Everton fans and scousers had precisely the same health and demographics as so many Norwegians.

If I emigrate, it won't be to Scandinavia now.

 

[Eggs]

.....only the good die young.

 

[COYB]

Are we in the championship then? fffffffs

 

[Cels]

At least the RS are bottom of the death league :

Wonder how long they can milk that for?

 

[summerisle]

Wonder how long they can milk that for?

Well Brenda is the new Messiahlol

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Well Brenda is the new Messiahlol

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

I was going to write a witty remark, but I had a heart attack.