Weirdest thing you've been bit/stung by

[chicoazul]

A few things have bit me like, girls included, one which left a perfect teeth mark around my left nipple and I forgot and took my top off on the beach. That's for another day.

I got a real bad fire coral sting which took months to get away from my arm, itched like hell and affected the pigmentation but I got bit by a spider in the Caribbean once and the swelling was absolutely massive.

You?

 

[Goat]

Some lerd in a fight, left a scar, but its pretty faded these days.
A wasp.
3 dogs.
And my cat.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

A Bee....

 

[Goat]

The wasp sting was actually the worst pain.

 

[Gazdalf]

By the prices of beer at football matches.

Biggest sting ever

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

a bee up the leg of my polyester flares (5 buttons and big pockets) in junior school.

a sheep tick

sea lice

some critters that live in bamboo furniture (over 150 bites)

earwigs can be painfull

 

[chicoazul]

Did he just say earwigs bite?

I really, really hope not.

Changed my opinion of them massively if so.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Did he just say earwigs bite?

I really, really hope not.

Changed my opinion of them massively if so.

what do you think that big thing on their arse is ?

Earwigs get their name from the myth that they crawl into sleeping people's ears and tunnel into the brain. They do not really do that!
There are 22 types of Earwigs in the United States and there are over a 1,000 different species all over the world.

this could hurt you

 

[Gazdalf]

Did he just say earwigs bite?

I really, really hope not.

Changed my opinion of them massively if so.

Earwigs and a quick break of the neck(breaking their heads off) are very useful for creating Field stitching for soft tissue wounds. I hope I have helped this evening in medical matters.

 

[Bundy]

Probably a jelly fish - although that's probably not weird. I got bit by a horse once? Actually I got bit by a goat as well - now that is weird.