
Remember Roberto Carlos being freakish as he was 5ft5 and had 24 inch thighs.
Ah, another cracker. The proto-Crouch. Ask any Villa fan for their worst player ever and you'll likel get this lad's name thrown out:
![]()
The mighty Ian Ormandroyd!
Matthew Le Tissier
![]()
.....just thought of a few from way back when, a bloke called Noel Brotherston who I think played for Blackburn or Bolton looked more like your grandad. I'm not so good at IT and can't upload. Ralph Coates was a good player (Spurs/Burnley I think) but looked like a pensioner.