Weirdest Shaped Players you've seen

[sportbillyblue]

cos I live abroad I rely on the telly for my footie however last week was at the Stoke game and found myself constantly chuckling at the state of Nzonzi. He's is a tall lad but it's all a bit disproportionate .. it was like watching Austin Powers when he was stood on Mini Me's shoulders in Goldmember, funny as.

I also recall Souness in his pomp, had the legs of a bodybuilder and a torso direct from Belsen.

Any other mis-shaped players that have caused amusement / amazement etc. ?

 

[Blue Cheese]

great title haha...i have no idea, i know jason lee had a pineapple on his head does that count

 

[IRO1977]

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank. His legs were straight down until his knees, yet bent outwards from then on down so that his feet were always miles apart

 

[Chuff84]

Haha love this. Dean Whitehead... weirdest shaped head I can remember in football

 

[bluejock]

Younes Kaboul's head.

Also, Dean Whitehead has the biggest head in football.

 

[bluejock]

Gah! Chuff beat me to it.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Danny Wellbeck looks a bit gangly and has an odd shaped head.

Ronnie Rosenthal was a barrel if i remember correctly

 

[Chuff84]

can't help but piss myself laughing everytime I see Dean Whitehead

 

[Alio]

Adebayo Akinf.....Adebayo Akenfi.....this Northampton Striker needs to get off the weights

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Distin's body shape always looked odd to me!

Also anyone who remembers Segundo Castillo will recall of his massive tree trunk legs.

 

[Chuff84]

Adebayo Akinf.....Adebayo Akenfi.....this Northampton Striker needs to get off the weights

HAHAHA - winner... looks like bigblack

 

[Titus Bramble]

Vincent Kompany's head and Peter Crouch in general really.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Adebayo Akinf.....Adebayo Akenfi.....this Northampton Striker needs to get off the weights

haha and the pies

 

[IRO1977]

I've noticed also that Bolton's Kevin Davies has a touch of the Forrest Gump about him

 

[E-J-Ikin]

Akinfenwa is a man mountain! People just bounce of him. They reckon he's the strongest player in the world. Love this guy. Elokobi is also worth a shout, his looks like he wears American football pads under his shirt