Weird animals

[chicoazul]

The title says it all, share your experiences of weird animals around the globe.

I was in Cuba once and there was this bird (feathery type) who took great delight in waking me up at 6am most mornings by landing on my balcony and sounding exactly like a f*cking car alarm.

I got stung by fire coral in the same place, weird stuff. I know it's an organism rather than an animal but frankly I don't give a sh*t.

A lizard called Eddie in Greece who loved sambuca.

Your turn.

 

[Frank Drebin]

When I was as kid I had a goldfish who liked to drink coffee. I noticed he looked thirsty one day and poured my Dad's coffee into his bowl. Unfortunately he died shortly afterwards of unknown causes.

 

[chicoazul]

RIP Frank's Goldfish.

 

[Frank Drebin]

He's drinking coffee in the big bowl in the sky now. Jaws, we hardly knew ye. Rest in peace.

 

[RFUS]

Must have been something fishy about that coffee.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

R.I.P The Latte Goldfish

 

[Frank Drebin]

R.I.P The Latte Goldfish

Oh that's awfully good.

 

[RFUS]

Oh that's awfully good.

This isn't the time or the plaice for jokes mate.

 

[Frank Drebin]

This isn't the time or the plaice for jokes mate.

Fair enough, sprats all folks.

 

[RFUS]

Fair enough, sprats all folks.

Don't be oyster-ing the pot Frank. You basstard.

 

[chicoazul]

Are you sure it was the coffee that killed it Frank? It's probable bar a cud a been a something else.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Don't be oyster-ing the pot Frank. You basstard.

It's not like I krilled anyone mate.

 

[RFUS]

It's not like I krilled anyone mate.

I've haddock 'nuff mate. You're disrespecting the deseased. God rest his sole.

 

[bluejock]

These puns are dragging prawn a bit now

 

[Frank Drebin]

No need to snapper at me.