Weekend thoughts

[bluemangroup]

Is this going to be a regular feature?

 

[Bungle]

Is this going to be a regular feature?

I fckn hope not









First

 

[Blue Cheese]

just yes to all that needed a yes and f*ckin yes to any that didn't, can't be arsed answering but just yes @chicoazul i agree and don't agree to whichever points you choose. ([Poor language removed] me the cider is kicking in)

 

[Baines' left foot]

How boss are Everton though? I don't just mean now, but like for absolute beards. We're the absolute tits.

Also:

• Is all this gym really worth it or did I start ten years too late? Yes absolutely. How good does it make you feel when you see a broad staring at your guns?
• Do you know when you know you're dying do you regret all the stuff you worried too much over? I worry over far too many things so most likely
• Adidas Originals or retro Nike runners? Nike
• Greggs or Sayers? Greggs
• Girls: seriously how boss are girls when you're a lad who likes girls? Very, very, very boss.
• One pillow or two pillows? Four
• Do I have to train like @Bruce Wayne to have a six pack without sucking in and tensing? Probably. I just like food too much but I'd love to have a proper six pack.
• Why do I piss at ninety degree angles after I've had the sex? Bent urethra pipe thingy
• That the nights were mainly made for things we can't say tomorrow day. CRAWLING BACK TOOOO YOOOOUUUUU
• How many pairs of trabs can I send to me mar's house without seeming like a tit? Too many you bad scally. Get some shoes FFS.
• If I was single again, would I still be the ace at the sex? I don't even know if I was supposed to answer these any more. No, you're useless
• Flip flops or crocs of a warm summer night? Cr... WHAT?
• Cheese though? Love it. As Bruce says in moderation though.
• Do you reckon the World Cup will be sound? Reckon the protests might get a bit out of hand
• Christ I hope we still continue to improve next season. Me too our kid. Me too

 

[mezzrow]

It's all down to physics, chemistry, and genetics. And, all in the application of same, azul.

As for myself, you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning. Crack on.

 

[bflefc]

Adidas.

1 pillow.

The World Cup will be turbo gash.


Thats enough sage words for one day.

 

[Billy Dean]

How boss are Everton though? I don't just mean now, but like for absolute beards. We're the absolute tits.

Also:

• Is all this gym really worth it or did I start ten years too late? Yes it's worth it. There are too many health benefits for it not to be. Be careful though, as you get older your joints get weaker. Bear that in mind.
• Do you know when you know you're dying do you regret all the stuff you worried too much over? Probably. thinking that doesn't stop me worrying about things though.
• Adidas Originals or retro Nike runners? I prefer retro Adidas.
• Greggs or Sayers? Neither.
• Girls: seriously how boss are girls when you're a lad who likes girls? There's nothing bosser.
• One pillow or two pillows? 2
• Do I have to train like @Bruce Wayne to have a six pack without sucking in and tensing? Probably.
• Why do I piss at ninety degree angles after I've had the sex? dunno
• That the nights were mainly made for things we can't say tomorrow day. What BLF said.
• How many pairs of trabs can I send to me mar's house without seeming like a tit? 3
• If I was single again, would I still be the ace at the sex? Probably. it's like riding a bike.
• Flip flops or crocs of a warm summer night? Flips flops ffs
• Cheese though? It is one of life's miracles. Eat as much of it as you can.
• Do you reckon the World Cup will be sound? Should be fun to watch. The protests will rightly put it into perspective though.
• Christ I hope we still continue to improve next season. We deffo will.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Chico, massive head.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Bravo Azul....Just a smorgsabord of the key questions that have dumbfounded even the greatest scientific minds of our age.....In response to a few:-

You've started too late at the Gym...as you grow older your body produces less testosterone, and so building muscle becomes harder - my advice is get beaked-up and quick.

Two fluffly pillows for me

And the world cup will be totally ace - Brazil is the home of footie

P.S.....Crocs are for aging lounge lizards

 

[Deleted member 28206]

@Mutzo Nutzo I like that adviceadvice

 

[Groucho]

How boss are Everton though? I don't just mean now, but like for absolute beards. We're the absolute tits.

Also:

• Is all this gym really worth it or did I start ten years too late?

NAH

• Do you know when you know you're dying do you regret all the stuff you worried too much over?

GOD KNOWS

• Adidas Originals or retro Nike runners?

REEBOKS

• Greggs or Sayers?

SAYERS

• Girls: seriously how boss are girls when you're a lad who likes girls?

ERR...

• One pillow or two pillows?

I vary

• Do I have to train like @Bruce Wayne to have a six pack without sucking in and tensing?

Yes.

• Why do I piss at ninety degree angles after I've had the sex?

One of them...

• That the nights were mainly made for things we can't say tomorrow day.

Ok

• How many pairs of trabs can I send to me mar's house without seeming like a tit?

It's your mum, as many as you like.

• If I was single again, would I still be the ace at the sex?

Probably the same.

• Flip flops or crocs of a warm summer night?

Flip flops for me, crocs for her.

• Cheese though?

Superb. Cheese is the answer to the worlds problems.

• Do you reckon the World Cup will be sound?

Yes.

• Christ I hope we still continue to improve next season.

Jesus yes I hope so.

There we go.