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How boss are Everton though? I don't just mean now, but like for absolute beards. We're the absolute tits.

Also:

  • Is all this gym really worth it or did I start ten years too late?
  • Do you know when you know you're dying do you regret all the stuff you worried too much over?
  • Adidas Originals or retro Nike runners?
  • Greggs or Sayers?
  • Girls: seriously how boss are girls when you're a lad who likes girls?
  • One pillow or two pillows?
  • Do I have to train like @Bruce Wayne to have a six pack without sucking in and tensing?
  • Why do I piss at ninety degree angles after I've had the sex?
  • That the nights were mainly made for things we can't say tomorrow day.
  • How many pairs of trabs can I send to me mar's house without seeming like a tit?
  • If I was single again, would I still be the ace at the sex?
  • Flip flops or crocs of a warm summer night?
  • Cheese though?
  • Do you reckon the World Cup will be sound?
  • Christ I hope we still continue to improve next season.
 

chicoazul said:
How boss are Everton though? I don't just mean now, but like for absolute beards. We're the absolute tits.

Also:

  • Is all this gym really worth it or did I start ten years too late?
  • Do you know when you know you're dying do you regret all the stuff you worried too much over?
  • Adidas Originals or retro Nike runners?
  • Greggs or Sayers?
  • Girls: seriously how boss are girls when you're a lad who likes girls?
  • One pillow or two pillows?
  • Do I have to train like @Bruce Wayne to have a six pack without sucking in and tensing?
  • Why do I piss at ninety degree angles after I've had the sex?
  • That the nights were mainly made for things we can't say tomorrow day.
  • How many pairs of trabs can I send to me mar's house without seeming like a tit?
  • If I was single again, would I still be the ace at the sex?
  • Flip flops or crocs of a warm summer night?
  • Cheese though?
  • Do you reckon the World Cup will be sound?
  • Christ I hope we still continue to improve next season.
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hahahahaha, crocs ffs
 

FFS what are flip flops mate. Jandals for life
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To all the others yes
 
Am I too old for skinny jeans or coloured pants other than black?

Do I need to start moisturising now I'm approaching 30?

Why has my metabolism slowed down all of a sudden?
 
chicoazul said:
How boss are Everton though? I don't just mean now, but like for absolute beards. We're the absolute tits.

Also:

  • Is all this gym really worth it or did I start ten years too late?
  • Do you know when you know you're dying do you regret all the stuff you worried too much over?
  • Adidas Originals or retro Nike runners?
  • Greggs or Sayers?
  • Girls: seriously how boss are girls when you're a lad who likes girls?
  • One pillow or two pillows?
  • Do I have to train like @Bruce Wayne to have a six pack without sucking in and tensing?
  • Why do I piss at ninety degree angles after I've had the sex?
  • That the nights were mainly made for things we can't say tomorrow day.
  • How many pairs of trabs can I send to me mar's house without seeming like a tit?
  • If I was single again, would I still be the ace at the sex?
  • Flip flops or crocs of a warm summer night?
  • Cheese though?
  • Do you reckon the World Cup will be sound?
  • Christ I hope we still continue to improve next season.
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Where's the preview????

  • Easy on that Jim fella mate...
  • Don't stess over what you have no control over mate
  • Adidas Originals
  • Both
  • I prefer women you pedo
  • 3 or 4 pillows...or six...the more the better
  • My one pack is far easier to do mate
  • It's one of the world's great mysteries...
  • It's OK mate...you can come out when you're good with it
  • 2
  • You...probably shyte mate
  • Flip flops
  • Food of the Gods...makes everything better...and stands alone.
  • WC is always the tits...even with a beehive for background noise
 

chicoazul said:
How boss are Everton though? I don't just mean now, but like for absolute beards. We're the absolute tits.

Also:

  • Is all this gym really worth it or did I start ten years too late?
  • Do you know when you know you're dying do you regret all the stuff you worried too much over?
  • Adidas Originals or retro Nike runners?
  • Greggs or Sayers?
  • Girls: seriously how boss are girls when you're a lad who likes girls?
  • One pillow or two pillows?
  • Do I have to train like @Bruce Wayne to have a six pack without sucking in and tensing?
  • Why do I piss at ninety degree angles after I've had the sex?
  • That the nights were mainly made for things we can't say tomorrow day.
  • How many pairs of trabs can I send to me mar's house without seeming like a tit?
  • If I was single again, would I still be the ace at the sex?
  • Flip flops or crocs of a warm summer night?
  • Cheese though?
  • Do you reckon the World Cup will be sound?
  • Christ I hope we still continue to improve next season.
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No, age doesn't matter
Yes
Either
Neither (see #7)
Girls are cool, the chosen girl is unbeatable
Two
Yes
Magic
1
No
*shakes head*
Cheese is great, but in moderation (see #7)
It will, largely because no one cares about England winning it
Next season will be ace
 
chicoazul said:
How boss are Everton though? I don't just mean now, but like for absolute beards. We're the absolute tits.

Also:

  • Is all this gym really worth it or did I start ten years too late?
  • Do you know when you know you're dying do you regret all the stuff you worried too much over?
  • Adidas Originals or retro Nike runners?
  • Greggs or Sayers?
  • Girls: seriously how boss are girls when you're a lad who likes girls?
  • One pillow or two pillows?
  • Do I have to train like @Bruce Wayne to have a six pack without sucking in and tensing?
  • Why do I piss at ninety degree angles after I've had the sex?
  • That the nights were mainly made for things we can't say tomorrow day.
  • How many pairs of trabs can I send to me mar's house without seeming like a tit?
  • If I was single again, would I still be the ace at the sex?
  • Flip flops or crocs of a warm summer night?
  • Cheese though?
  • Do you reckon the World Cup will be sound?
  • Christ I hope we still continue to improve next season.
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Everton are really boss like, beard are boss too, and tits are amazing on a woman on a man their a bit gross

Also

  • Probably did start ten years late, but having the same quandary myself, only i wil be having to go the gym full of Russians as a weedy Englishman
  • Probably do, which is ironic as if you didn't die you;d end up regretting the last few moments worrying too much over it
  • Converse
  • Pound Bakery
  • Russian girls are even bosser when ya like Russian girls ofc, helps that half the male population are alcoholics as well so more choice like - past tense as im under the thumb
  • Your lasses pillows are always best
  • Nah can buy them in most offies mate, just stay clear of Carlsberg as its gross
  • Just be thankful you still have sex mate :), proper reason is down to your nob wanting to celebrate FA cup final style by spraying 'champaign' everywhere like, only it has to make do with piss, it needs to be told to calm down like
  • I love ya big man - their its day and I disproved your statement
  • Don't tell her just nip the attic with a bag you sneak in and stash em all their, if she ever finds them you can turn it around and shout at her as the concerned son for going the attic by herself and risking falling, be cunning mate
  • Nah mate - key to thinking your ace at the sex is finding a girl who can lie to you convincingly enough that your not crap due to you generally being not completely rubbish in the bed - exception ofc is my missus who rides the stallion every night and realises i'm a cross between a pornstar and Richard Gere in officer and a gentleman like
  • Bare foot every-time mate it allows footsies like
  • Toast though
  • Reckon it will be like every other world cup in history and you'll remember the boss matches have a laugh, England will disappoint and we will all talk about how much better it used to be - without remembering the pure gash games of past world cups like, plus we will all get pure para all summer that Barkley will do something that means Madrid pay 368 billion quid for him
  • We will mate, we are Everton, we have Bobby, we have a strangely developing obsession with Brown Shoes
 

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