Weekend Reports..

[Fuleco]

Blinded by the Shiite, that was a song wasn't it?

No.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

It's clear for all to see mate, apart from those with sh!t covering their eyes.

That was me yesterday after your behemoth dismounted my face

 

[bluemangroup]

No.

Good point. Lets move on then.

 

[Bungle]

That was me yesterday after your behemoth dismounted my face

Have you only recently learnt the word behemoth mate?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Have you only recently learnt the word behemoth mate?

Yeah, I went in search of an appropriate word for an indescribable monster.....after disrobing your Mrs mate

 

[Bungle]

Yeah, I went in search of an appropriate word for an indescribable monster.....after disrobing your Mrs mate

 

[bluemangroup]

Yeah, I went in search of an appropriate word for an indescribable monster.....after disrobing your Mrs mate

Is there an appropriate word for something indescribable?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Is there an appropriate word for something indescribable?

Oooh get you.

Countdown beckons

 

[bluemangroup]

Oooh get you.

Countdown beckons

Not until that restraining order on Rachael Riley expires unfortunately.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Not until that restraining order on Rachael Riley expires unfortunately.

I stopped sending her envelopes full of my pubes when I realised she was a vegetarian United fan

 

[bluemangroup]

I stopped sending her envelopes full of my pubes when I realised she was a vegetarian United fan

The best ones usually are sadly.

 

[steken1]

Had my new Mrs stay over for the first time which was lovely. After the best part of a year of being single (and miserable, may I add), life is finally good. Thank you, Lord.

You've been a bad tit for most of that year butters! I hope getting your willy wet has brought some perspective to life!




Only messing kidder! Buzzing for ye!