"We believe you may have been mis sold PPI"

[moosed]

DIE

every day i get these ****s phoning me, how did they get my number. I dont even know what PPI is.

RAGE

 

[Allezfan]

I dont even know what PPI is.

Sounds like you were missold it then, tbh, if you weren't told that.

Did you know you might be entitled to compensation?

 

[moosed]

 

[Goat]

I dont mind when its actually people who I can shout at, its worse when its just a recorded message or when they dont even speak and just hang up expecting you to ring them back.

UTTER BELLS

 

[carlos21]

I dont mind when its actually people who I can shout at, its worse when its just a recorded message or when they dont even speak and just hang up expecting you to ring them back.

UTTER BELLS

i agree there mike.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Ask them what they're wearing and where they like to be touched.

 

[bluejock]

Tell them you asked for PPI especially because it turns you on.

 

[steken1]

Tell them you'd love a refund on your personal penetrative instrument as you've grown bored of shaggin yer own arse and it's started to smell!

 

[Huyton Layne]

It's Pixels Per Inch mate.

Go put your face real close to the telly and you'll be able to see the pixels. Count them and then compare it to what your telly is supposed to have. If there's a difference they'll send you a cheque for about 57p.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

A really mild mannered guy at my work answered one of these as he thought it might have been an important call he was expecting and absolutely lost his **** at some Indian man. For that reason only, don't mind PPI.

 

[chrissyjack]

I keep getting text messages " We know exactly how much you are owed " . I reply "Oh good. Send me a cheque "

 

[AdamEFC]

I keep getting text messages " We know exactly how much you are owed " . I reply "Oh good. Send me a cheque "

I reply saying "any dates?", not had any look yet.

 

[chrissyjack]

I keep getting text messages " We know exactly how much you are owed " . I reply "Oh good. Send me a cheque "

I know how much I am actually owed.......Nothing

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I stump them every time with, "If I managed to claim on the policy would I still be eligible ?"

They say they don't really come across anyone that has.

Having paid a mint for it and I basically Insured my Income as opposed to my mortgage, I wrung them for every last penny on the claim.

 

[Librarian]

My ppi burns when ipp