Wayne could be in trouble...

[peteblue]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-permanent-impotence-shrink-genitals-men.html

Beckham was known as Golden Balls, our Wayne may be known as Shrunken Balls....

 

[canuckblue]

Grannies across England mourn....

 

[peteblue]

Kai will never have a sister.....

 

[Woolly Blue]

If he has a poor start to the season the headline may well be
"Rooney impotent in front of goal" or "Wayne misses by a hairs breadth"