Durham Toffee
Shameless Wool
MIND THE BED BUZZ
I think you've got a wasp sting mixed up with Platoon again mate.Did you have that far away stare? A look of remorse, echoing the trauma of the event?
Did you just wander round the playground saying, "You weren't there, man. You weren't there."
I think you've got a wasp sting mixed up with Platoon again mate.
Nothing particularly interesting mate, I just become a massive girl and run for the hills screaming at the sight of a wasp.
I got stung in the eye by one when I was younger whilst cycling and it made me fall off my bike as well, they're evil.
And now, thanks to @Durham Toffee you'll forever associate nice comfortable beds with thousands of psychopathic winged devils and their remorseless stings. Forever doomed to make spine-chilling sphincter-quivering checks of every square inch of your bed and bedding before you lay down, just in case one of them is lying in wait to pop its stinger in. Dry.
Sleeping and shagging will never be the same for you.
And now, thanks to @Durham Toffee you'll forever associate nice comfortable beds with thousands of psychopathic winged devils and their remorseless stings. Forever doomed to make spine-chilling sphincter-quivering checks of every square inch of your bed and bedding before you lay down, just in case one of them is lying in wait to pop its stinger in. Dry.
Sleeping and shagging will never be the same for you.
White Anglo Saxon Protestants build nest in woman's spare bed.
Shut up.That's a bold statement