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Going there on Tuesday

Anyone been? Any good?
Things worth seeing?
Important things to know? etc etc
 

Went to Krakow the other week for a stag. The only things you need to know are:
1. The ale is dirt cheap
2. Every bird in Poland is fit
3. Most strip clubs are actually brothels; quite a suprise when your not expecting a very hot bird to offer to suck the head of you cock.......then tells you its not free
 
Been a few times its nice enough, nice old town despite it being totally rebuilt after the war, the rest of the city is either modern glass buildings or old communist high rises. Cheap beer, vodka, good bars and clubs. Interesting history too. Superb women.
 
Went to Krakow the other week for a stag. The only things you need to know are:
1. The ale is dirt cheap
2. Every bird in Poland is fit
3. Most strip clubs are actually brothels; quite a suprise when your not expecting a very hot bird to offer to suck the head of you cock.......then tells you its not free

I'll remember that then

Been a few times its nice enough, nice old town despite it being totally rebuilt after the war, the rest of the city is either modern glass buildings or old communist high rises. Cheap beer, vodka, good bars and clubs. Interesting history too. Superb women.

Sounds pretty good. Only there til Thursday but will try and make sure I get a look around the city. Thanks.
 

Scream 'three, five, zero, one, two, five go!' when the plane's about to take off.

Someone might get it.
 

You going for the match?

I've been before and it's not too bad a city. Plenty of "erotic salons" and such like if you're a fan of nightime manoeuvres. There's a strip club pretty much opposite the train station and all the taxi drivers outside will be able to take you to any number of gaffs out of town, wait for you, and take you back.

If that's your thing, of course.
 
Been a few times its nice enough, nice old town despite it being totally rebuilt after the war, the rest of the city is either modern glass buildings or old communist high rises. Cheap beer, vodka, good bars and clubs. Interesting history too. Superb women.

This. The WW2 Museum is pretty good too, if a little sombering! The 'old' town is really good, very pretty and colourful. Some of the local food is really good to. Got a couple nice parks too, and theres a road which has a Bear enclosure at the side. There's no fence, you're literally seperated by a low wall and a moat. If they could jump.....
 
You going for the match?

I've been before and it's not too bad a city. Plenty of "erotic salons" and such like if you're a fan of nightime manoeuvres. There's a strip club pretty much opposite the train station and all the taxi drivers outside will be able to take you to any number of gaffs out of town, wait for you, and take you back.

If that's your thing, of course.

Yeah going for the game mate.

I don't think my girlfriend would be too happy about any of that though haha so might swerve it this time
 

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