Warning bad twitter rumour: Jones KO's Rooney

[Joao Moutinho]

Rumours circulating via twitter that Rooney is out of the matchday squad tomorrow because Phil Jones has lamped him one in training and he requires stitches.

Probably not true at all but a hell of a story if true. Also, imagine Jones' face whilst he was smacking him...

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Sauce?

 

[Azza]

Started by this guy - https://twitter.com/nelsonio90

 

[Joao Moutinho]

‏@nelsonio90 57m
Rooney left out of the match squad for tomorrow. Reports of a big bust up with phil jones. Stitches needed. #mufc

this seems tobe the root of it

probably just some excellent popcorn

 

[NewRadical]

I could imagine Jones falling clumsily on someone damn near killing them.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Did Rooney smash Jones' Gran or something?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Rooney the ex boxer, yeah?

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Rooney the ex boxer, yeah?

Yeah, was thinking that. But, if someone smashed my Gran I'd smack 'em one good and hard.

 

[Wat Tyler]

lol, so Rooney went the red triangle when he was a kid he is now Adrian Broner. Jones would batter Rooney.

 

[chicoazul]

Started by this guy - https://twitter.com/nelsonio90

The lad is one bonafide bell.

 

[NewRadical]

Jones is from Blackburn. He likely has Lancashire Simple Folk Strength. Which is a genuine phenomenon.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Jones is from Blackburn. He likely has Lancashire Simple Folk Strength. Which is a genuine phenomenon.

The Blackburn connection is also very important because they don't like outsiders getting involved with family, so to speak...

 

[The T-Dex]

Jones is from Blackburn. He likely has Lancashire Simple Folk Strength. Which is a genuine phenomenon.

I can confirm this as I have seen many a proof of such phenomena.

 

[peteblue]

lol, so Rooney went the red triangle when he was a kid he is now Adrian Broner. Jones would batter Rooney.

Do not underestimate the skills of a trained boxer........

 

[ToffeeMike]

Is right Jones lad.