Staying in and watching it today

Got loadsa welsh mates who are in Cardiff right now giving it large. I hope we batter them. And then to celebrate we should drop bombs all along the border line, let them float off and see how they deal without England anymore, and while we're at ot, do it to Scotland too. All they do is reap the benefits of being part of Britain with such a powerful country and then bitch about The English. They HATE us, its quite sweet coz we're like 'meh' coz let's face it, we are above it. Even though the Scottish are about as friendly as a shark on bull viagra and have the sense of humour of a woken Koala Bear. Generally speaking obviously. Never met a friendly Scotsman. And the Welsh, well, what a silly little country who would literally be third world without us.
*PING-TIME*
Come on England!!