Waking up at 3am booing

[Street end man]

Never happens in June and July. Booooooooooo

 

[coollino]

Proper fans

 

[Blue peter]

I do that to my wife asleep next to me

 

[Street end man]

I do that to my wife asleep next to me

I do too, it's the last ditch slide tackle she hates more though

 

[tommye]

I do too, it's the last ditch slide tackle she hates more though

She loves the one from behind though

 

[Bungle]

I once woke up in the night vomiting into the face of an ex girlfriend after drinking too much and then protested that it was her who threw up on me.

Not Everton related but equally as tragic.

 

[kev]

I once woke up in the night vomiting into the face of an ex girlfriend after drinking too much and then protested that it was her who threw up on me.

Not Everton related but equally as tragic.

Really? Why did you break up?

 

[Bungle]

Really? Why did you break up?

She clearly had a drinking problem and was a compulsive liar.