Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
In a perfect league I'd have:
Us, Accrington, Villa, Blackburn, Bolton, Burnley, Derby, Notts County, PNE, Stoke, WBA, Wolves, Forest, United, City and the RS.
The last three are included as it'd be fun when we beat them.
Not a single cockney team there. It'd be boss.
The humble Chelsea plastic flag maker is just trying to pay off the mortage and feed his family. Think of his kids you heartless [Poor language removed].