Velli Os Os Os to the tune of Hot Hot Hot.

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we also made this up when we thought we might sign Joao Mouthino, to the tune of daddys gone by Glasvegas

Oh oh how your my hero,
oh oh joao mouthino
remember the summer when kenwright wouldnt sign ya
but all the fans well they made him ****ing buy ya

Whilst its terrible, the joke was also on my friend and I as we never signed him
 

"He runs up the left, he runs up the riiiiiight, Royston Drenthe, makes Adam look ****e"

To the tune of Sloop John B (I wanna go home)
 
(sloop john B)

We haven't got no cash
Jose thought he was gash
So we signed that Roysten Drenthe on loan
he's come here on loan
he's come here on lo-o-oan
Now Royston Drenthe.... says this is his home
 
bluejock said:
"He runs up the left, he runs up the riiiiiight, Royston Drenthe, makes Adam look ****e"

To the tune of Sloop John B (I wanna go home)
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Funny (and accurate) as it is, let's not give the red lot more reason to call us obsessed eh? We can just about justify Grand Old Team with "Well Celtic wrote it like", don't need to toss that out the window.
 

O Strac-qual-ur-si, and if it's quite alright,
O Strac-qual-ur-si, to score against the sh!te,
O Strac-qual-ur-si, trust in us when we say,
O Strac-qual-ur-si, don't bring him down we pray,
O Strac-qual-ur-si, he scores in every way

To what else, but, Frankie Valli's Can't Take My Eyes Off You.
 
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