Valentine's Day

[Sadken]

Do you give your partner 3 roses , 6 roses, 12 roses or the whole tin ?

 

[Sadken]

Roses are red violets are blue, l am a schizophrenic and so am I.

 

[tsubaki]

 

[marnie]

Hi hun, I'll be home for 5:30 ?

Sofa bought in the sale on Boxing Day for a third of the price x

 

[tommye]

Sofa bought in the sale on Boxing Day for a third of the price x

The blow job doesn't know though

 

[marnie]

The blow job doesn't know though

Imagine the carnage next morning if you jizzed all over her new sofa. Nah V Day CGTF.

 

[summerisle]

Say it with....

 

[marnie]

Say it with....

Should have used cling film from the cupboard ...... The daft beaut.

 

[tommye]

Should have used cling film from the cupboard ...... The daft beaut.

Would love to have seen the face on the girl on the till when Suave McSuave strolled up with his bounty lollol

 

[blue to the bone]

Would love to have seen the face on the girl on the till when Suave McSuave strolled up with his bounty lollol

He's definitely having a posh wank .
The rose was an attempt to save face

 

[marnie]

Would love to have seen the face on the girl on the till when Suave McSuave strolled up with his bounty lollol

The lothario probably gave the girl on the till a wink. x

 

[tommye]

The lothario probably gave the girl on the till a wink. x

This rose you can keep.
This rose is for you beautiful lady.


Maybe later, you can have those too? Yes??

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

How it ended.

 

[summerisle]

For that late Valentine's present.