Valentine's Day

Joey66 · February 14, 2021

Kurt. said:
Bought my Mrs some flowers before I came to work this week, she said “I suppose I’m gonna have to open my legs for those now then”
I said “no, stick them in a vase like normal people do”

Better than the jokes you post in the Jokes thread - nice one .....

Seathestars · February 14, 2021

Happy Valentine’s Ladies

JimmyJeffers · February 14, 2021

Just been in the sheepish man queue at the florists. Lads not having a clue what we’re doing

Brennan · February 14, 2021

summerisle said:
Who said romance is dead ?

I can’t be the only one who would be buzzing for that as a gift?

Blueclouds · February 14, 2021

My husband wanted something different this year so I decided on writing a poem for the first time.

I'm going to lie-down and hopefully be entertained by the love of my life.
As you always make me feel like I'm living on the edge of a knife

I'm hoping for excitement and full of exuberant like the last time we got together
But don't put me under pressure

As I'm not accepting any more below par- performances
From start to end I promise i will be roaring

I will scream out your name
You probably think I'm lame
When I scream Everton throughout the game.

Everton v Fulham live on 14th February

My husband can keep me company if he wants.

summerisle · February 14, 2021

Blueclouds said:
My husband wanted something different this year so I decided on writing a poem for the first time.

I'm going to lie-down and hopefully be entertained by the love of my life.
As you always make me feel like I'm living on the edge of a knife

I'm hoping for excitement and full of exuberant like the last time we got together
But don't put me under pressure

As I'm not accepting any more below par- performances
From start to end I promise i will be roaring

I will scream out your name
You probably think I'm lame
When I scream Everton throughout the game.

Everton v Fulham live on 14th February

My husband can keep me company if he wants.