Valentine's Day

[tommye]

Get them before they go lads

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[anton66]

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Get them before they go lads

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Add a case of strongbow and she’ll be all over you. Who said romance was dead?

 

[PaddyJames]

I wouldn't let her iron one of my shirts if you paid me. Bint.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

At a Texas zoo preparations have already began too lol



Disclaimer-I posted this article in another thread, sorry if you are having to read it again.

Zoo offers to name roaches, rats after patrons' ex-lovers - UPI.com

A Texas zoo is offering jilted lovers the chance to get some Valentine's Day revenge by naming a cockroach or a rat after their exes before it is fed to a larger animal.

www.upi.com

 

[larbert toffee]

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My mate's got a hunchback his missus irons his shirts on a wok.

 

[Death]

My birthday

Women. Take. Everything. From. Me.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

At a Texas zoo preparations have already began too lol

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Disclaimer-I posted this article in another thread, sorry if you are having to read it again.

Zoo offers to name roaches, rats after patrons' ex-lovers - UPI.com

A Texas zoo is offering jilted lovers the chance to get some Valentine's Day revenge by naming a cockroach or a rat after their exes before it is fed to a larger animal.

www.upi.com

That reminds me
Little Johnny kills a butterfly.
His dad says, "No butter for one week!" Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. Little Johnny turns to his dad and says, "shall I break the news to her?"
lol lol

 

[Sassy Colombian]

That reminds me
Little Johnny kills a butterfly.
His dad says, "No butter for one week!" Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. Little Johnny turns to his dad and says, "shall I break the news to her?"
lol lol

Thanks for the laugh, it was needed!

 

[LEONARD]

God bless Rodgers and Hart.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Sassy Colombian]

American Businesses are all about revenge of the exes for Valentine's lol

Shelter offers to have cats poop on the names of donors' exes - UPI.com

A Kentucky animal shelter is raising funds by offering jilted lovers the chance to have cats do their business on the names of their exes.

www.upi.com

 

[JLW]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Two in the pink
And one in the pooh

 

[Ducans elbow]

Booked a table for me and the missus for Valentine's Day, found out when we got there, she doesn't like pool

 

[RAFUH]

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[Alanbileysfeathercut]