Useless superpowers

[tonyhorne]

The power to wish everyone a very merry Christmas from the comfort of my own home.

Merry Christmas everyone ...

 

[Jamo Martinez]

The ability to whisper really loudly.

 

[Sadken]

The ability to rotate your head 360degrees like an owl, as this would eliminate the blind spot whilst driving.

 

[KaiserEFC]

The ability to have 90% of all known information in your hands but instead choosing to watch strangers having sex and argue with people you’ll never meet about football.

 

[Cellardweller]

The ability to attract bullets

 

[Philw]

Invisibility when no one is looking

 

[The Legend of Southall]

The ability to eat whatever you want, but only put on half the weight you normally would

 

[Sassy Colombian]

The power to have my house clean and laundry done just by blinking my eyes

 

[Toffeeslam]

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loved that film

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The power of making people bald

 

[Philw]

loved that film

It's a cracker, haven't watched in ages tho