Useful tips and helpful hints

[Kurt.]

Morning people, I hope I find you all well and good. I’m feeling particularly jovial today as the sun is shining and I’m currently on a week off from work. I thought to myself this morning “wouldn’t it be great if GOT had thread dedicated for posting handy hints and tips to enable us to help each other” , so here it is.
Oh…. And before we even go there…. All yet mar’s have had my tip !!

 

[Kurt.]

And if anyone can tell me why I can’t post my photos on here as it keeps saying file is too large , that would be wonderful

 

[ArtetaMoney]

My only tip is to use smaller files when putting photos in your posts on here.

 

[Groucho]

Always lay turf green side up

 

[Kurt.]

Here’s a good one …

If you’re sleeping and you dream that you’re a chicken and you need to lay an egg.. just don’t

 

[IrishBlue2022]

A wise man once said...

 

[JLW]

And if anyone can tell me why I can’t post my photos on here as it keeps saying file is too large , that would be wonderful

Maybe stop trying to post a pic of ye missus

 

[Kurt.]

Maybe stop trying to post a pic of ye missus

moderationers are you seeing this !!!!!!

 

[john jako]

And if anyone can tell me why I can’t post my photos on here as it keeps saying file is too large , that would be wonderful

If you’re doing it from a phone, screenshot it and crop it down abit. It makes the file smaller.

Fantastic thread Kurt.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Morning people, I hope I find you all well and good. I’m feeling particularly jovial today as the sun is shining and I’m currently on a week off from work. I thought to myself this morning “wouldn’t it be great if GOT had thread dedicated for posting handy hints and tips to enable us to help each other” , so here it is.
Oh…. And before we even go there…. All yet mar’s have had my tip !!

Take 2 photos , one of each half of your belly and post them in two separate posts.

HTH

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Don't put toast crumbs in the butter...makes the butter manky.

It will also make me hate you.

 

[john jako]

If going to post in the Everton thread after a defeat make sure you have loads of Stella and cocaine first.

 

[The T-Dex]

When finding material to cover a greenhouse, don't use thin plastic or some poor sod such as myself will have to take it all off and replace it.

 

[Sadken]

Never put a light bulb in your back pocket .

 

[kev]

Never eat yellow snow . . .


or pineapple on pizza for that matter