Usain Bolt 'good enough to play football for Man Utd'

[somuchfun]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/athletics/13708993.stm

He's an amazing athlete who would definitely cause problems with his speed, and while there's nothing bad with a having a bit of self confidence, it still sounds greatly deluded.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He can't run the 100m dash in the time it takes for a womans eyes to head down to my trunked packet though.

No man ever will !!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

didn't that banned one try his hand at rugby league though?

he got twarted every time he touched the ball.

 

[Del]

didn't that banned one try his hand at rugby league though?

he got twarted every time he touched the ball.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_league/7352954.stm

 

[RFUS]

To be fair, if he's even remotely good with the ball then he'd have to be a decent player. You know... seeing as he's the fastest man in the world.

Look at all the hype around Bale. He's got very little but blistering pace.

SIGN HIM UP FFS MOYLEZ.

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

Breaking News:
Usain Bolt reveals himslef to be GOT user, PGHEverton.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I did of course mean 'thwarted' , like that cheat steeeevie me latter needs thwarting once and for all.

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

Running really fast is one thing, but being so honed and specialised fit doesn't mean he could take a knock or a bad challenge. And if he can only handle McNuggets then imagine the Lasagne-gate fiasco with him involved.

 

[pfim]

He's 6'5" 210 lbs, I'm sure he can handle himself. I don't know how quick he would be in tight spaces though, maybe a center back?

Then again, there's no chance at him being good enough to play in the premier league, let alone for United. Let alone most professional leagues.

 

[TX Bill]

He's 6'5" 210 lbs, I'm sure he can handle himself. I don't know how quick he would be in tight spaces though, maybe a center back?

Then again, there's no chance at him being good enough to play in the premier league, let alone for United. Let alone most professional leagues.

My thoughts exactly. No one would beat him.

 

[Rook]

I'm sure if he dedicated himself full-time he could be a good player however as far as his pace goes, he's insane at the 40-50M mark but he's not the fastest out of the blocks so he wouldn't find it so easy to beat his marker if he played CF.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

He can't run the 100m dash in the time it takes for a womans eyes to head down to my trunked packet though.

No man ever will !!

He's an amazing athlete who would definitely cause some problems with his speedos, and while there's nothing bad with having a bit of self confidence, it still sounds greatly deluded.

 

[ijjysmith]

Sign him moyes FFS

 

[Desaparecido]

Some ridiculous statements in this thread

 

[Oxon]

Talked about it again after winning his race yesterday, obviously it'll never happen but if he could play a bit with his speed and height he'd be pretty much the perfect lone striker!

Said he'd play for any Premier League club as well and with the lack of transfer fee I'm sure Bill is just waiting for the end of the Olympics next year to get him tio sign on the dotted line.