Updated Proverbs

[COYBL25]

When the going gets tough, the tough employ migrant children for a fraction of the cost.

 

[jaycee]

I hope you have all read this before:

http://tuckermax.com/stories/the-midget-story/

He lived the dream

 

[Efcjake]

He lived the dream

The part where he admits to trying to spin her and failing gets me every time.

 

[Bungle]

 

[Efcjake]

There's no such a thing as a free lunch, except for cunnilingus.

 

[Bungle]

Fortune favours the bald

 

[SerenityNigh]

I hope you have all read this before:

http://tuckermax.com/stories/the-midget-story/

I can't get those five minutes back. Thanks.

 

[Efcjake]

A penny saved is not even enough for a pick and mix sweet these days.

 

[Efcjake]

I can't get those five minutes back. Thanks.

Why would you want them back?

 

[SerenityNigh]

Why would you want them back?

Play more phone games before I finish working today

 

[Boss_Blue]

Half the person, twice the fun.