Up To Date Pub Names

[Brisan123]

A pub with the Lounge called The Gym and the bar called In Work
Makes it a lot easier when the missus asks where you are

 

[Tipp blue]

The "leave your phone at home and effen talk to one another" pub would be a good spot..

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Probably best to just rename them all 'Natures Laboratory' for the months after the lock down is withdrawn.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

The Clown and Conman

 

[anjelikaferrett]

The Plant and Vegan
The Social Distance
The Tax Dodging Virgin

 

[davmaher]

The M Bar Go

 

[Jamo Martinez]

The Boats and Hoes

 

[blue61]

The Dithering Buffoon

 

[gonetomorrow]

The Mobile Tap

 

[Philw]

A pub with the Lounge called The Gym and the bar called In Work
Makes it a lot easier when the missus asks where you are

I'd open up a sister bar, called Moderation.

 

[Philw]

 

[mawders]

There's a fine between a cool name for a traditional pub that serves good beer poured by a miserable, yet endearing, tw@t, and some contrived hipster bollox name for a newly fitted shabby chic place that serves primarily overpriced micro brew IPA and 3 dozen flavoured gins poured by some millenial gimp with a moustache and who talks in clichés and likes to read poetry when he's not touring around town on his single speed restored vintage Peugeot bike.

It's all in the name....

 

[peteblue]

There's a fine between a cool name for a traditional pub that serves good beer poured by a miserable, yet endearing, tw@t, and some contrived hipster bollox name for a newly fitted shabby chic place that serves primarily overpriced micro brew IPA and 3 dozen flavoured gins poured by some millenial gimp with a moustache and who talks in clichés and likes to read poetry when he's not touring around town on his single speed restored vintage Peugeot bike.

It's all in the name....

so your suggestions are ‘The Miserable Tw@‘ and ’The Millennial Gimp’....yes ?......