United States vs Panama - Gold Cup 3rd Place Match - July 25th, 2015 4:00PM Eastern 21:00 BST

Garrick · July 25, 2015

Oh.

There's a 3rd place match this year. How lucky are we.

I don't even know why I'm making the thread here. Just to finish the job of the summer, I guess. But really...

Yeah, we're going to cherish that 3rd place medal at the 2015 CONCACAF Gold Cup. Yes we are.

Something something something well they should've beaten Mexico something something BS red card and BS penno something something they did draw us earlier something something yeah they're alright but not great.

Something something something goddamnit Guzan something something goddamnit Alvarado something something by god that was some horrible hoofball at the end there something something the tactical revolution is nowhere to be found something something #Klinsmannout.

Oh screw it. Here, have some dumb America gifs:

Christ. This tournament. CONCACAF. Let's start an official "US Soccer fans for the merger of CONCACAF and CONMEBOL" group. Please, put us out of our misery.

See y'all in October.

Signing out.

On the crappiest note possible.

rascal · July 25, 2015

I have the urge to seek out more pictures of girls holding flags. Perhaps host a Youtube channel, fun with flags.

ilikecheese · July 25, 2015

Haha...great gifs

LinekersLegs · July 25, 2015

That hedgehog gif is adorable.

ijjysmith · July 25, 2015

Erm...

Maybe take the Hogan one out hey.

Garrick · July 25, 2015

ijjysmith said:
Erm...

Maybe take the Hogan one out hey.

Why mate?

Garrick · July 25, 2015

ijjysmith said:
Erm...

Maybe take the Hogan one out hey.

Oh. I found it.

The WWE has fired Hulk Hogan after reports surfaced that the wrestling legend went on a racist N-word-filled tirade.

"WWE terminated its contract with Terry Bollea (aka Hulk Hogan)," the company said in a statement Friday morning. "WWE is committed to embracing and celebrating individuals from all backgrounds as demonstrated by the diversity of our employees, performers and fans worldwide."

The WWE has not confirmed the specific reason for ending its contract with Hogan. According to a "joint investigation" by the The National Enquirer and Radar Online, the decision came down after additional footage from Hogan's 2012 sex tape leaked, showing the wrestler making racist comments about his daughter Brooke's boyfriend, whom he believed to be black.

The WWE has since scrubbed all mentions of Hogan's name from its website. Hogan is also no longer listed as one of the judges on the Tough Enough TV show or present on the WWE Hall of Fame page. All merchandise has been removed from WWEShop.com.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/hu...t-rant/ar-AAdr6Fk?ocid=ansHollywoodReporter11

Well, now that I waited long enough that it's stuck in there.

Garrick · July 25, 2015

Fitting end to the US Soccer match threads for the summer this.

[Poor language removed].

LinekersLegs · July 25, 2015

Deleted member 28206 · July 25, 2015

Thread title not long enough, can you include temperature and longitude and latitude?

ilikecheese · July 25, 2015

LinekersLegs said:

JK clearly doesn't give a crap about this game

LinekersLegs · July 25, 2015

ilikecheese said:
JK clearly doesn't give a crap about this game

Third and fourth place playoffs really should just be binned, one of the few I can recall where it seemed like the players cared was England in the Womens World cup.

Hellerad · July 25, 2015

US preparing me well for Everton's inevitable crap start.

USABlue · July 25, 2015

awful. can tell we're not arsed but still a poor performance, brooks having a bad game again

USABlue · July 25, 2015

Grant Wahl ‏@GrantWahl 1m1 minute ago
Oddly, the Gold Cup 3rd-place game is worth 3x as much in the FIFA rankings as the US's win over GER. And FIFA rankings matter. Ask Wales.