Garrick
Awesome, lid.
Oh look.
You again.
Come back for some more, have you?
Scraping through, by the hair of your chinny chin chins. Against England. England.
(Actually, there probably isn't any chin hair, this is women's footie. Anyway.)
So, let's get this straight:
You barely, barely win it all in 2011.
Get your clocks cleaned at the 2012 Olympics.
Get blessed with a bang easy group in 2015.
Never faced any real competition until the quarterfinals.
And even then, you're limping in to the final against a battle-tested USWNT that has taken down the best of this tournament already.
Plenty of sides better than you, cast aside in our wake.
See, y'all are like your own car company, Honda. You used to be cool once. You play this pretty, organized passing game. Best of the best at one point in history. Top of the world. Yet, as of late you've just been... kind of boring. Not really doing anything. Resting on laurels. And now you have a big American government agency on your back, taking you down over faulty airbags in millions of your cars.
Yes, that's right. Today, we're bringing down the hammer on your charlatan arses NHTSA-style.
The gig is up, Japan. Time for revenge. Time to get wrecked.
Because the yanks are coming, and we won't come back 'til it's over over there.
(Hopefully your airbag doesn't launch shrapnel at you.)
You again.
Come back for some more, have you?
Scraping through, by the hair of your chinny chin chins. Against England. England.
(Actually, there probably isn't any chin hair, this is women's footie. Anyway.)
So, let's get this straight:
You barely, barely win it all in 2011.
Get your clocks cleaned at the 2012 Olympics.
Get blessed with a bang easy group in 2015.
Never faced any real competition until the quarterfinals.
And even then, you're limping in to the final against a battle-tested USWNT that has taken down the best of this tournament already.
Plenty of sides better than you, cast aside in our wake.
See, y'all are like your own car company, Honda. You used to be cool once. You play this pretty, organized passing game. Best of the best at one point in history. Top of the world. Yet, as of late you've just been... kind of boring. Not really doing anything. Resting on laurels. And now you have a big American government agency on your back, taking you down over faulty airbags in millions of your cars.
Yes, that's right. Today, we're bringing down the hammer on your charlatan arses NHTSA-style.
The gig is up, Japan. Time for revenge. Time to get wrecked.
Because the yanks are coming, and we won't come back 'til it's over over there.
(Hopefully your airbag doesn't launch shrapnel at you.)
