The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Refill it with normal Jack, present the gift, then say 'hey, let's have one now!' swiftly crack open the bottle and hope to God they can't tell the difference.I am one tight basstard, I need some legitimate reason to not hand it or another like it over, I don't want to cost myself anything more. I do still have the empty bottle though....hmm......