Ungiven (yet) present

ungiven present (Bottle of bourbon)

  • Get it down ya, buy him a miniature

    Votes: 5 38.5%
  • You despicable monster, a gift is a gift. Get it given.

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • I don't bother with Bourbon, I'm a single malt snob don't ya know

    Votes: 3 23.1%
  • Smoked Monterrey cheese with a dash of Worcestershire sauce on a lightly toasted slice of brioche

    Votes: 4 30.8%

  • Total voters
    13
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I am one tight basstard, I need some legitimate reason to not hand it or another like it over, I don't want to cost myself anything more. I do still have the empty bottle though....hmm......
Refill it with normal Jack, present the gift, then say 'hey, let's have one now!' swiftly crack open the bottle and hope to God they can't tell the difference.
 

Some proper sneaky buggers on here, and the poll is the most spread since, well, I've ever seen.

(spread like your ma, yeah yeah, yawn yawn, like margerine etc...)
 
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