Underrated Pleasures

[Daytripper]

Having some time for yourself to relax as the neighbours oldest lad is quiet for once.

 

[PhilM]

A really good solid poo followed by 1 wipe and job done

They're officially called 'magic poos'. That feeling when you bounce around like you're floating in midair, and about a stone lighter, after having a dump.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

They're officially called 'magic poos'. That feeling when you bounce around like you're floating in midair, and about a stone lighter, after having a dump.

A ghostie

 

[Rita_Poon]

A ghostie

phantom

 

[trueblue84]

A really good solid poo followed by 1 wipe and job done

The phantom poo. When you wipe and there's nothing there. You turn to flush and there's nothing there. Happens 2 or 3 times in your life, if you're lucky.

 

[Bedfordblue]

phantom

I beg to differ on this one, a phantom poo is one that disappears without a trace.
Personally I think this phenomenon occurs when just the right diet combined with the perfect period of digestion result in, on occasion, a supremely hydrodynamically optimised jobbie that simple fires round the U bend without so much a skid mark.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I beg to differ on this one, a phantom poo is one that disappears without a trace.
Personally I think this phenomenon occurs when just the right diet combined with the perfect period of digestion result in, on occasion, a supremely hydrodynamically optimised jobbie that simple fires round the U bend without so much a skid mark.

I believe a skid mark is optional.
Gives us blokes something to aim for.....

 

[Bedfordblue]

I believe a skid mark is optional.
Gives us blokes something to aim for.....

Surely that becomes an apparition poo rather than a phantom one?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Surely that becomes an apparition poo rather than a phantom one?

A ghost or up here a ghostie?
Thought provoking tbh.
Proof there was a poo...which can put one at ease.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I beg to differ on this one, a phantom poo is one that disappears without a trace.
Personally I think this phenomenon occurs when just the right diet combined with the perfect period of digestion result in, on occasion, a supremely hydrodynamically optimised jobbie that simple fires round the U bend without so much a skid mark.

Friday night hydrodynamic 'got' postulating, including dietary analysis and optimal gastrointestinal transit. Eddie 'kin who!?!

 

[Benicetoourboys]

Ice cold sparkling water.

 

[malfosse]

Taking the dog for a walk at 5am on a frosty winters morning. Walking along the prom under the starry moonlit sky. Getting home to a quiet house with everyone asleep.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Ice cold sparkling water.

Strawberry or Chocolate Yazoo. Yes it's sugar, but a litre of that cold as christmas, especially when hungry. Decent.

 

[blue61]

Probably been mentioned, but at a certain age, breaking wind during a difficult pee is very rewarding.

 

[Bryan+]

Going for a Piss and not pissing on youurself.