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Off to Wythenshaw in a bit for my daughters Dancing Comp, was looking something up and found this..........
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wythenshawe
Wythenshawe is a populous area in the North West of England, forming part of the city of Madchester and is twinned with Stalingrad (during the battle) and Mogadishu. It is home to around 66,000 persons, all of them related to the same two people.
Labelled as 'Wythenshaw in Bloom 1996"
[h=2]History[/h]Wythenshawe (Olde English, Scrote) was founded in about 1845 (Olde English, Quarter to Seven) by a mixed group of Armenian Sheep rapists, Sand People and renegade Piss Distillers.
The group, by now referring to themselves as the Early Pioneers Man Dem, settled in a fertile clearing near to the modern day Saint Octavius The Twoccer of the Sacred Screwdriver High school on Firbank Road. Within a few hours of arriving, the EP Man Dem had destroyed all the trees, set fire to the grass and carved their initials into the remaining natural features, as they were "bored".
Due to an administrative oversight, all of the EP Man Dem were male and, despite valiant efforts and lots of Feltching, Tromboning, Dutch Sunglasses and ATM, no offspring were sired. The EP Man dem managed to survive for around 9 years, subsisting solely on Cheese, locally picked flangeberries and crabs eyes, before disease, chronic boredom and very sore bottoms started to kill them off.
In 1854 the last remaining member of the EP Man dem, Aleksander Tulakbayev set forth on a journey into uncharted territory to find a female. He took with him meagre provisions in the form of his likkle pipe, some of Da chronic and his 9mil, just in case any Playaz tried to light him up. Bukka Bukka!
Deciding that "no little scumbag from over there" was going to steal their women, the villagers organised a raiding party. Armed with a variety of weapons from the fearsome 'Stick', to the frankly terrifying '****ty Shotty' (similar to 'The stick', but with a biological warfare attachment in the form of one of those white dog turds that you never see anymore, stuck on the end) and the subsequently banned by the Geneva convention, 'Broken Pool cue', the villagers marched on the clearing.
Consisting of 3 square miles of utter depravity and victorian filth, 'The Hill' is famous for it's friendless streets, glowering inhabitants and near pandemic Tracky-B wearing. Repeated Government initiatives to alleviative the social problems of wearing only shiny sportswear have failed. As a result, 'The Hill' has a higher proportion of branded sporting goods per head than anywhere else on earth. The predominant street gang is the BMD (Bum Meddling Dickheads).
The BMD are active in petty crime such as Curly Wurly theft, Knock a door run, Rat Bagging and Riding bicycles without lights during hours of darkness. The BMD have recently moved into Prostitution and Drug dealing. They have cornered the market in the supply of Class T drugs, namely Sudafed, Tixylix, Tunes, Locketts and Fishermen's friends (including Aniseed flavour). Street prices vary from around 16 pence per ton for Sudafed up to 18 pence per ton for Aniseed Fishermen's friends. As a result of their profiteering, the BMD have nearly saved enough for a set of lights for three member's BMX's.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wythenshawe
Wythenshawe is a populous area in the North West of England, forming part of the city of Madchester and is twinned with Stalingrad (during the battle) and Mogadishu. It is home to around 66,000 persons, all of them related to the same two people.
Labelled as 'Wythenshaw in Bloom 1996"
[h=2]History[/h]Wythenshawe (Olde English, Scrote) was founded in about 1845 (Olde English, Quarter to Seven) by a mixed group of Armenian Sheep rapists, Sand People and renegade Piss Distillers.
The group, by now referring to themselves as the Early Pioneers Man Dem, settled in a fertile clearing near to the modern day Saint Octavius The Twoccer of the Sacred Screwdriver High school on Firbank Road. Within a few hours of arriving, the EP Man Dem had destroyed all the trees, set fire to the grass and carved their initials into the remaining natural features, as they were "bored".
Due to an administrative oversight, all of the EP Man Dem were male and, despite valiant efforts and lots of Feltching, Tromboning, Dutch Sunglasses and ATM, no offspring were sired. The EP Man dem managed to survive for around 9 years, subsisting solely on Cheese, locally picked flangeberries and crabs eyes, before disease, chronic boredom and very sore bottoms started to kill them off.
In 1854 the last remaining member of the EP Man dem, Aleksander Tulakbayev set forth on a journey into uncharted territory to find a female. He took with him meagre provisions in the form of his likkle pipe, some of Da chronic and his 9mil, just in case any Playaz tried to light him up. Bukka Bukka!
Deciding that "no little scumbag from over there" was going to steal their women, the villagers organised a raiding party. Armed with a variety of weapons from the fearsome 'Stick', to the frankly terrifying '****ty Shotty' (similar to 'The stick', but with a biological warfare attachment in the form of one of those white dog turds that you never see anymore, stuck on the end) and the subsequently banned by the Geneva convention, 'Broken Pool cue', the villagers marched on the clearing.
Consisting of 3 square miles of utter depravity and victorian filth, 'The Hill' is famous for it's friendless streets, glowering inhabitants and near pandemic Tracky-B wearing. Repeated Government initiatives to alleviative the social problems of wearing only shiny sportswear have failed. As a result, 'The Hill' has a higher proportion of branded sporting goods per head than anywhere else on earth. The predominant street gang is the BMD (Bum Meddling Dickheads).
The BMD are active in petty crime such as Curly Wurly theft, Knock a door run, Rat Bagging and Riding bicycles without lights during hours of darkness. The BMD have recently moved into Prostitution and Drug dealing. They have cornered the market in the supply of Class T drugs, namely Sudafed, Tixylix, Tunes, Locketts and Fishermen's friends (including Aniseed flavour). Street prices vary from around 16 pence per ton for Sudafed up to 18 pence per ton for Aniseed Fishermen's friends. As a result of their profiteering, the BMD have nearly saved enough for a set of lights for three member's BMX's.
