Alright Blues, let’s all take a deep breath, unclench and wring out those bed sheets. Yes, the transfer window’s been quieter than The Hot Wok on a Monday morning, but before we start panicking, let’s look at the silver linings.
First off, stability isn’t a bad thing. For once, we’re not flogging the Crown Jewels or panic-buying No 10’s. It’s like we’ve realised that calm continuity might just be… clever?
Secondly, remember Financial Fair Play? We’re finally taking it seriously, which might mean fewer flashy names but also fewer sleepless nights about points deductions.
And let’s not forget, David Moyes isn’t the type to make signings just to keep GoT happy. He wants graft, not glitter. If we’re not buying, it’s probably because he’s got faith in the squad—or at least, faith in grinding out results without splashing the cash.
So yes, it’s quiet. But sometimes, no news is good news. And hey, if we sneak in a smart signing or two in August, we’ll all pretend we were never worried anyway.
Up Texan Dans Toffees!
First off, stability isn’t a bad thing. For once, we’re not flogging the Crown Jewels or panic-buying No 10’s. It’s like we’ve realised that calm continuity might just be… clever?
Secondly, remember Financial Fair Play? We’re finally taking it seriously, which might mean fewer flashy names but also fewer sleepless nights about points deductions.
And let’s not forget, David Moyes isn’t the type to make signings just to keep GoT happy. He wants graft, not glitter. If we’re not buying, it’s probably because he’s got faith in the squad—or at least, faith in grinding out results without splashing the cash.
So yes, it’s quiet. But sometimes, no news is good news. And hey, if we sneak in a smart signing or two in August, we’ll all pretend we were never worried anyway.
Up Texan Dans Toffees!
it’s less than 4 weeks till our first game.
