Typical scouse sayings

[monty]

Is right lad, you chocker or wha, SNOTTED!

Do watch the Sweeney Dix?

 

[Dixie Spark]

Do watch the Sweeney Dix?

Love the sweeny lad, you?

 

[Sharpys top lip]

what are you lot on about

true scouser's all say this down the ale ouse

Is Right lad, you snotted or what, slot me a tenner, and remember look after your lamps. Iam chocker with this shyte

No mate what are you on about. Im a true scouser, born an bread an iv never heard 'look after your lamps'--is that a scotty rd thing or a kensington thing.

Lad you are one bad scal, bet you wear black trakkies an a low alpine hat??

 

[Dixie Spark]

No mate what are you on about. Im a true scouser, born an bread an iv never heard 'look after your lamps'--is that a scotty rd thing or a kensington thing.

Lad you are one bad scal, bet you wear black trakkies an a low alpine hat??

ye wha lad, its a everywhere thing, were you from lad the old roan

Ehh do one ye knobed i dont wear black trackies, i wear my everton kit down the ale ouse

 

[Sharpys top lip]

ye wha lad, its a everywhere thing, were you from lad the old roan

Ehh do one ye knobed i dont wear black trackies, i wear my everton kit down the ale ouse

Dont be a beaut son, iv never heard anyone speak like that.

What you wear shorts an socks an all??

 

[Dixie Spark]

Dont be a beaut son, iv never heard anyone speak like that.

What you wear shorts an socks an all??

yeah i do lad, iam the full knobed

 

[Sharpys top lip]

yeah i do lad, iam the full knobed

Fair play...luv it.

Im gunna find my salmon pink kit an put it on an go out on friday night (shinnys an all)

Sure the lads will luv it an i'll get free drinks all night!!

 

[Dixie Spark]

Fair play...luv it.

Im gunna find my salmon pink kit an put it on an go out on friday night (shinnys an all)

Sure the lads will luv it an i'll get free drinks all night!!

all the tarts love a shinny lad

 

[Sabbo]

I think your mum's calling you for your bath mate.

 

[SuitsBlue]

"innit"