Tweet in the Style of a Historical Figure

[BlueLlama]

HaRolD1066 : Frog archers can not hit Cows Ar3e with a banjo #invading forces

Sailor Boy Hardy : Think me boss is a buftie like ladz #bent1eye

 

[steken1]

@Tweets from History

@easywinstonc@nevchambo - these germans have been too quiet for too long#moveover

 

[bluejock]

@G_J_Caesar - Can't wait to see @marcusbrutus12 again tomorrow, say's he's got a surprise for me #LoveSurprises

Posted at 22:51 on 14/3/44 BC from my iToga

 

[steken1]

They must have just merged it

 

[Azzurri]

@Anne_Frank: who's that at the door?

 

[BlueLlama]

@KatherineDeGreatezt - feel like some horse play 2nite know what i mean lol #dobbin

 

[ijjysmith]

@Martin_Luther_The_King: I had a dream last night #dream

 

[steken1]

@henry8 - aspreys have had a right few quid off me lately#diamondsmyarse

 

[bluejock]

@HonestAbeLincoln - Off to the theatre tonight #yawn #ratherbedead

 

[steken1]

@johnmoores- the money footballers want these days. £1000-a-week #greedy****ers

 

[chrissyjack]

@joan_arc.- i've a feeling tomorrow's gonna be smokin' #wicked

 

[steken1]

@jfk- hate these open top cars. Always mess me hair up.

 

[chrissyjack]

@captsmith-how come me feet are wet lads?

 

[steken1]

@goebbels1@ahizzy@honesthimmler - we need to switch to green energy, gas bills ridiculous!

 

[TheFinnFan]

@sonofGod - I love you all #prayforGotters