bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum
Not a creature was stirring, not even Chico's mum.
The stockings were hung by the Clique Lounge with care,
In hopes that EFCNIKOLAS soon would be there.
The lurkers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Kenwrong danced in their heads.
And Hayee in her ‘kerchief, and Del in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s fap.
When out in the Ale House there arose such a clatter,
Tommeye sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window ToffeJack flew like a flash,
Tore open Phenom's mum's knickers, to get at her gash.
The moon on the breasts of the NSFW snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to Caveo below.
When, what to Kurt's wondering eyes should appear,
But Micknick in Crocs, holding a beer.
He'd been caught driving, far too quick,
12 points on his licence, he felt such a dick.
More rapid than owls, his coursers they came,
And he tweeted, and posted, and banned them by name!
"Now Davek! now, Bundy! now, RFUS and Cena!
On, Heatmeiser! On, Grouch! on Woolly and Llama!
Get posting, get polling he exclaimed with a shout!
And show me some pics, or get the [Poor language removed] out"
And when Kipper crashed, we heard on the roof
Artetafan laughing, the forum's token poof.
We had multiple threads, shouted down by Ijjysmith,
And a ban for Jock for a fingering GIF.
Summerskin went for some spinning of meat,
Danny ignored us, apart from the odd tweet.
FinnFan spent his year clubbing some seals,
While J-Dawg had to fight off the chicks at his heels.
HSD drew, Astro explored,
Chrissyjack sat in the corner and snored.
Peteblue and Esk gave the forum some class,
While Zatara told stories and lied out his ass.
JamesBT's bird has chebs mighty fine,
And latern jawed pal held the gaze of young Bryan.
Alan Ball told us tales of how the kids were getting on,
Until he was grassed up by a mole planted by Kenwrong.
Sheeds and Fox are our In The Knows,
While Azzuri and Bill almost came to blows.
Belg and Baz Fawlty both stepped down as mods,
Don't [Poor language removed] with the owls, or you'll be hunted down by RODS.
Alio's work banned GOT from the office,
Sharpy travelled the land to follow the Toffees.
Elong, Mcbain, our antipodeans,
Somuchfun, the strangest of beings!
Ricardo posts rarely, but always raises a chuckle,
MoutsGoat has a challenge, to fasten his belt buckle.
But enough of this poem, enough of this sh*te,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.
Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas and a healthy, happy 2013.
Jock x
Not a creature was stirring, not even Chico's mum.
The stockings were hung by the Clique Lounge with care,
In hopes that EFCNIKOLAS soon would be there.
The lurkers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Kenwrong danced in their heads.
And Hayee in her ‘kerchief, and Del in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s fap.
When out in the Ale House there arose such a clatter,
Tommeye sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window ToffeJack flew like a flash,
Tore open Phenom's mum's knickers, to get at her gash.
The moon on the breasts of the NSFW snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to Caveo below.
When, what to Kurt's wondering eyes should appear,
But Micknick in Crocs, holding a beer.
He'd been caught driving, far too quick,
12 points on his licence, he felt such a dick.
More rapid than owls, his coursers they came,
And he tweeted, and posted, and banned them by name!
"Now Davek! now, Bundy! now, RFUS and Cena!
On, Heatmeiser! On, Grouch! on Woolly and Llama!
Get posting, get polling he exclaimed with a shout!
And show me some pics, or get the [Poor language removed] out"
And when Kipper crashed, we heard on the roof
Artetafan laughing, the forum's token poof.
We had multiple threads, shouted down by Ijjysmith,
And a ban for Jock for a fingering GIF.
Summerskin went for some spinning of meat,
Danny ignored us, apart from the odd tweet.
FinnFan spent his year clubbing some seals,
While J-Dawg had to fight off the chicks at his heels.
HSD drew, Astro explored,
Chrissyjack sat in the corner and snored.
Peteblue and Esk gave the forum some class,
While Zatara told stories and lied out his ass.
JamesBT's bird has chebs mighty fine,
And latern jawed pal held the gaze of young Bryan.
Alan Ball told us tales of how the kids were getting on,
Until he was grassed up by a mole planted by Kenwrong.
Sheeds and Fox are our In The Knows,
While Azzuri and Bill almost came to blows.
Belg and Baz Fawlty both stepped down as mods,
Don't [Poor language removed] with the owls, or you'll be hunted down by RODS.
Alio's work banned GOT from the office,
Sharpy travelled the land to follow the Toffees.
Elong, Mcbain, our antipodeans,
Somuchfun, the strangest of beings!
Ricardo posts rarely, but always raises a chuckle,
MoutsGoat has a challenge, to fasten his belt buckle.
But enough of this poem, enough of this sh*te,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.
Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas and a healthy, happy 2013.
Jock x
