TV's Paul Ross has affair with fellow dogging enthusiast Barry Oliver

[BoysInBlue]

Whilst off his head on the Meow Meow drug. His missus is standing by him though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-snorted-meow-meow-face-wife-stands-him.html

This really raises the bar for celebrity scandal stories.

 

[blue4eva77]

Whilst off his head on the Meow Meow drug. His missus is standing by him though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-snorted-meow-meow-face-wife-stands-him.html

This really raises the bar for celebrity scandal stories.

Pet names for each other.

Puck??

I bet he was puckering something, oh aye, the dirty get.

..... and whats with the standing by your partner after an affair ?

 

[Durham Toffee]

Jonathan Ross will have a field day with this!






Oh, wait...

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

So he's been bumming a fella he met at a dogging spot for 6 months and his Mrs says he's not gay, it's a 'drugs thing' haha ok love, you keep telling yourself that.

 

[blue4eva77]

Jonathan Ross will have a field day with this!






Oh, wait...

Would absolutely destroy his missus if given 5 mins with her.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Would absolutely destroy his missus if given 5 mins with her.

Do you not think she looks like Janet Street Porter with massive tits and red hair?

 

[Durham Toffee]

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

This is nothing in comparison to his choice of footwear.

theyre a bigger scandal than Frank Boughs attire

 

[blue4eva77]

So he's been bumming a fella he met at a dogging spot for 6 months and his Mrs says he's not gay, it's a 'drugs thing' haha ok love, you keep telling yourself that.

If youre giving it, its not gay mate

 

[blue4eva77]

Thats not how I remember her

 

[blue4eva77]

Do you not think she looks like Janet Street Porter with massive tits and red hair?

Never realised she had red hair.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Bet it was that time he got fingered on live TV that got him wondering about it not the Meoww

 

[Pat's Van]

ah well, any excuse...

"WOW

I've been looking for a 20 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross since my (completely inferior) 18 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross was damaged during a Barium Enema. Thankfully this Canvass really is excellent. The quality of print complements the sheer majesty of Paul's cherubic face.

For a while I considered mounting a large number of these on my ceiling to create a Paul Ross canvass ceiling but unfortunately I realised that this is what my wife would be staring at during our frenzied horizontal moments, and what kind of a man can compare to Paul Ross in the bedroom? "No-one" I hear you cry!

I've ordered four of these now:
One of them is above the fireplace and is naturally the pride of our entire home.
On the second canvass I've cut out the section where Paul's face is, and when I drive to pick up the kids I wear the canvass and pretend that I'm a famous celebrity dad, the kids simply love it.
The third is purely for recreational purposes, I've cut a whole where Paul's mouth would be because my wife has demanded that we French kiss through the hole (I want to point out that I wear the canvass for kissing, not her! Although I'd gladly turn for just one of Paul's tender mouth hugs.)
The fourth is a backup.

In summary - hot shot city is a particularly good track."

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0

 

[bluemangroup]

I'd be more embarrassed if I was the dogger having to admit I had sex with Paul Ross.

 

[Professor Toffee]

This is nothing in comparison to his choice of footwear.

theyre a bigger scandal than Frank Boughs attire

The boots have little wings love wings