Transfer Window Relaxation Techniques

[Blue Cheese]

It's all coming a bit much for some, I can feel the rage through my monitor. Let's take a few moments too composes ourselves...

Take a deep breath

A really deep breath...

Picture your happy place...

Focus on it...

Now empty your mind...

All of it...

Let the calm wash over you...

Feel transfer troubles drift away...

Slow right down...

Find your stillness...

And sit with Owl in the moment...

Hear the soft patter of rain on the window...

Feel a calming touch on your shoulders...

Feel the wind in your hair...

Become Weightless...

You move effortlessly...

You are as light as air...

The transfer fog is lifting...

You are peaceful and serene...

All you need to do is breath...

You are now ready for the transfer thread, come back in here when you are finished, try not too kill anyone first.

 

[jaycee]

I prefer the gay and pasty thread

 

[Blue Cheese]

I prefer the gay and pasty thread

It's ok you can visit as many threads as you like, this is not a clique you know

 

[orchard]

Bungle sold me one of his old wank tents fairly cheap - works for me like

 

[dan78]

fancy a bum?

 

[Blue Cheese]

fancy a bum?

are you my window cleaner as he's getting it next?

 

[dan78]

my bin man is getting it if he carrys on dropping litter on the path!

 

[Moomin]

Beyond a joke this!!! Sign someone!!!!!

 

[degsy]

It's all coming a bit much for some, I can feel the rage through my monitor. Let's take a few moments too composes ourselves...

Take a deep breath

A really deep breath...

Picture your happy place...

Focus on it...

Now empty your mind...

All of it...

Let the calm wash over you...

Feel transfer troubles drift away...

Slow right down...

Find your stillness...

And sit with Owl in the moment...

Hear the soft patter of rain on the window...

Feel a calming touch on your shoulders...

Feel the wind in your hair...

Become Weightless...

You move effortlessly...

You are as light as air...

The transfer fog is lifting...

You are peaceful and serene...

All you need to do is breath...

You are now ready for the transfer thread, come back in here when you are finished, try not too kill anyone first.

Or
Short Version; don't look until Sept 1st

 

[Groucho]

Switch off all devices

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Stay out the thread. Obvious really. You'll know when we sign someone as the OS will tell us, failing that the twitter account will.

I don't get why people need to know? Roberto has said we want players, romelu had admitted an offer is in.

Chill out. It's like a mothers meeting recently!

 

[Big Fat Sam]

pmsl for some reason at 'transfer fog'

 

[Kiwi]

I liked that. Top use of gifs

 

[Fuleco]

That owl gets me every time.

Magnificent it is.