Transfer Deadline Day After-Party/ Wake.

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The Bar is ready for the 11pm Swill, the Shots glasses are lined up for the stampede as the window closes.
So head in here for either Tequila or Bleach depending on the mood, anyone requiring either before 10pm will have to use the secret password which dependent on the circumstances will be either

• A film featuring Uma in a yellow Jumpsuit.

or

• A song by Springsteen that rhymes with 'Corey Mays.'

So head in to either Raise a Toast or Cleanse your soul With Domestos.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Sounds mint, I'll be along at 10:50 to get ready for the closing of The Transfer Window. I've got my drinks at the ready:

Can't wait, thanks for organising.

 

[carlos21]

The Bar is ready for the 11pm Swill, the Shots glasses are lined up for the stampede as the window closes.
So head in here for either Tequila or Bleach depending on the mood, anyone requiring either before 10pm will have to use the secret password which dependent on the circumstances will be either

• A film featuring Uma in a yellow Jumpsuit.

or

• A song by Springsteen that rhymes with 'Corey Mays.'

So head in to either Raise a Toast or Cleanse your soul With Domestos.

afternoon reidy.

 

[rascal]

Are we going to play the transfer deadline drinking game?

Two shots every time Big Ben is shown

 

[carlos21]

Are we going to play the transfer deadline drinking game?

Two shots every time Big Ben is shown

If you what dude.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Are we going to play the transfer deadline drinking game?

Two shots every time Big Ben is shown

That's a pretty cool game. What else could we add to the game?

Down what's left of your drink every time Jim White gets his mobile phone out / 'receives a text' from an agent?

Shot whenever they pan to the Totaliser?

 

[rascal]

That's a pretty cool game. What else could we add to the game?

Down what's left of your drink every time Jim White gets his mobile phone out / 'receives a text' from an agent?

Shot whenever they pan to the Totaliser?

Chugg whenever Bryan Swanson is on the screen

 

[Rook]

Should I post this now or wait until the deadline passes?

 

[Toffeelover]

I think it will be pass the bleach.

 

[rascal]

Two chuggs every time the Stoke fans are shown

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

*starts pouring cillit bang shots.

1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me 1 for you 1 for me

 

[steken1]

Just chopping a few lines of Ajax out now! Thanks Bill!

 

[BlueLlama]

Pint of bleach and a packet of sawdust please barkeep

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

'kin wide awake here, had an early one by my usual standards & was just nodding off and my phone rang, typical.

called out to a job cos someone had lost their keys, and just about everything conspired against me to make it a difficult job, hardest type of lock to get open....even with a drill, the door hung on the more difficult side of the 2 that it could be, they're a pain in the farter in broad daylight tbh.

anyway, got it open & replaced the lock but now wider awake than timmy f'kin mallet.

as you can imagine though he's had to pay for my services at such an hour even though it was 'only round the corner,' covers the lads season ticket for next season anyway.

*makes hot chocolate.