Tramp or Spruce?

Are you?

  • A bad tramp

    Votes: 12 60.0%
  • An utter poser

    Votes: 5 25.0%
  • A toasted cheese sandwich from Matalan

    Votes: 3 15.0%

  • Total voters
    20

Daveysgingerlovechild

Player Valuation: £80m
Are you an avid follower of fashion, taking pride in one's appearance and turning out subtly dapper?

Or are you proudly letting it all out in years old ath-leisure and blim-holed t-shirts?

Please discuss the pros, cons, and stereotypes of each life and style choice.
 


I often look in the mirror look at what I'm wearing and think I look quite smart, then I get up to my head and face and it doesn't really fit with the clothing I'm wearing and I realise I'm somewhat tragic. Don't get me wrong, I'm a handsome [Poor language removed], but I need to make some wardrobe changes.
 
I buy all my clothes in the sales, works well if you don't mind mix and matching loads. You also buy weirder stuff/different sizes where you think it wouldn't suit, but then it looks ok

It baffles me that people spend full price on not cheap clothes
 

I was a kid when nylon was all the rage - parents could save a fortune.
And I had to suffer home knitted jumpers made from knock off rolls of material from the carpet mill. Used to come home from school with carpet burns round my neck after playing catch.
So now, comfort is everything - unless I’m on the bike - then I like to be quite smart.
 

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