Totally random made-up statements

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You're hitting out because you're hurting.

Ten times the population and you're still [Poor language removed] x

but only a tenth as [Poor language removed]

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'm really happy.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

England are gonna win the world cup and their fans aren't helmets.

 

[chicoazul]

Scotland aren't laughing at England tonight.

England are a respected international soccer team.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

It was Chelsea!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Get Jo on

 

[Dutch Toffee]

You could've saved that one Mr Green.

 

[chrissyjack]

You could've saved that one Mr Green.

Get Nash on

 

[HSD]

You're as sexy as a fat man in a Liverpool shirt.

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

That fcuking Heskey is [Poor language removed]!

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

French people are fussy eaters.

 

[Nordecke]

Wayne Rooney ran circles around that fella from Watford.

 

[TyphooToffee]

Bouncer the dog from neighbours ..was not actually a real dog but our friendly Sky Sports presenter Jeff Stelling in a dog suit

Come on, you can't call that made up when it is fact. Let's face it, have you ever seen Jeff and Bouncer in the same room together? I rest my case :huh:

 

[TyphooToffee]

Once I laughed so much that my shoulder fell off.

(Damn, mine's fell off now!)

 

[TyphooToffee]

"When you go to France you'll get respect if you talk to them in their own language, Rodney. Just say yer silver plates and mercuries and it'll be cushty."

(this is not an actual quote from Only Fools and Horses but something I thought Del Boy might say)